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1 of 5 stars to The Stars, Like Dust by Isaac Asimov
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Jeff Covey Feb 14
Book 72, Chapter 103, Verse 4: Anderson predicts that people will be unable to get elected President in the future if they’ve posted offensive tweets.
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Jeff Covey Feb 14
Book 62, chapter 104, verse 46: First time Mike is asked for the photos from Tyler’s wedding.
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Jeff Covey Feb 14
Book 57, Chapter 92, Verse 9: Could not be more satisfied to learn the origin of “Oh shit! Oh shit! Wooooooo!”
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Jeff Covey Feb 10
Replying to @AfterDisaster
In the car, Mike should have just said “I’m peeing…“
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Jeff Covey Feb 9
Did you purposely schedule the re-release of old eps to coincide with the ascendancy of Marie Kondo? A fine companion to throwing out 1998 grocery receipts.
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Jeff Covey Feb 7
4 of 5 stars to On the Road by Jack Kerouac
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Jeff Covey Feb 4
4 of 5 stars to Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne
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Jeff Covey Feb 2
Book 45, Chapter 21, Verse 12: Tyler invites Mike to his wedding “to take good pictures”. How’d that work out?
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Jeff Covey Feb 1
Replying to @AfterDisaster
Hm, you redeemed yourself with the Toronto story. 🤡 👨‍🚒 🥊🐍🐍🐍
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Jeff Covey Jan 31
Replying to @AfterDisaster
The time zones start in Greenwich, *Greenland*? You've been to London multiple times now, no? Do we have to pay extra for the Bonus Bonus Ignorance? 😃
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Jeff Covey Jan 29
4 of 5 stars to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondō
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Jeff Covey Jan 25
⁩ Please, I have a family.
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Jeff Covey Jan 25
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Jeff Covey Jan 25
Replying to @AfterDisaster
You’re spending too much time around Zach.
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Jeff Covey Jan 24
Replying to @AfterDisaster
BTW, you skipped right over Mike calling him “e.b. cummings”.
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Jeff Covey Jan 23
Book 36, Chapter 70, Verse 48: Reggie thinks Donald Trump should not run for President because The Apprentice is one of his favorites shows. WHY DIDN’T YOU FORWARD THIS TO HIM? @TylerRuinsUSA
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Jeff Covey Jan 23
Book 34, Chapter 8, Verse 17: First appearance of the porno music. About. Freaking. Time. @TylerRuinsDrops
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Jeff Covey Jan 23
Phones aren’t necessary for that. Here's a challenge: Take a double dose of blood pressure medication and try to make it through the last 8 minutes of episode 35. (Paid off 6-7 years later.) (Sad bonus note to Future Anderson at the end.)
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Jeff Covey Jan 23
Replying to @AfterDisaster
I believe submissions are welcomed here:
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