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Darrowby 85
For man is a giddy thing and this is my conclusion.
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Darrowby 85 5h
Replying to @neontaster
Well technically they won, so...
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Darrowby 85 5h
Replying to @neontaster
That's just what they looked like in 1914, fwiw.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 26
Back in the day every home had a deviled egg platter.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 26
Replying to @JHolmsted
Yum!
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Darrowby 85 Nov 26
Those are "biscuits" for the record...
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Darrowby 85 Nov 26
Replying to @LadyDemosthenes
Definitely. We're the blind leading the blind on that stuff. And now we have about $800 of different gf flours....
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Darrowby 85 Nov 26
Replying to @LadyDemosthenes
Wow. We definitely haven't mastered gluten free baking... Can you guess which is gf? (We're very much gluten people, I feel badly for our guests.)
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Ryan Nov 26
Justice Gorsuch 🔥🔥🔥
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
Trump is a better doctor than Jill Biden, it seems.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie." -Dorothy Parker
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
Breaking news from Job ch. 14.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
Replying to @awstar11
Thank God for social distancing.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
Replying to @KristinBoymom
To start making dinner for tomorrow, apparently. Gotta go clean some oven racks.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
Replying to @Oenonewept
Let's try putting this constitutional thingamajig on the other foot: $200 tax for each unmarried partner $200 tax for every abortion
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
1. Buy Greenland 2. Move there with a few chosen friends 3. Lock all your friends in internment camps 4. Success!
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Darrowby 85 Nov 25
So if America doesn't come first, what does?
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Mickey Blowtorch Nov 24
34 years ago these three young men fought for our rights, and we have let them all down.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 24
Replying to @Gormogons
I can't read "lockbox" except in Al Gore's voice.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 24
Dammit, Bee, you're supposed to be a satire site.
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Darrowby 85 Nov 23
Someone should run an article on the number of different things that John Kerry owns that each has a carbon footprint bigger than my entire single-family-home-owning family of 5.
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