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Jason M. Heim
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jasonmheim
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Think big. Want little.
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Jason M. Heim
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I want to hate this but compared to most of the recent donkey-squad election-year gambits this seems reasonable, if not charming. So yeah, it's all on fire anyway so why not juggle some Molotov cocktails and see what survives? twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…
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Jason M. Heim
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I was ambivalent about Buttigieg but HFS this pisses me off. NYC lived through 9/11, which was used to justify sending the whole country to war.
But we aren't the "heartland" aka "Real America".
This is some Sarah Palin level bullshit. "Shape" a better "vision" than that. twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/…
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Jason M. Heim
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Happy birthday to Gene Hackman. The Royal Tenenbaums is one of those movies I will watch whenever it comes on because it just works so well for reasons I can't even try to explain. It should suck, but it doesn't, and I can never figure out why. But Hackman is part of the answer. pic.twitter.com/ZZvhOfMGrE
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Jason M. Heim
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Jason M. Heim
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Jason M. Heim
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Amon Tobin if you're cool with that sort of instrumental thing. Four Ton Mantis is aces:
vimeo.com/379188398
Proper Hoodidge too:
youtu.be/BYjsBxTi-Rc
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Jason M. Heim
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How big is a slab? I'm not familiar with that term for a unit of craft beer, and a Google search didn't make much sense of it.
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Jason M. Heim
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@patkiernan
@AnnikaPergament
@JamieStelter
Any other ideas for expensive rectangles I can add for comparison?
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Jason M. Heim
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In Brooklyn, it's $718 per sqft, which still fits a layer of base model iPads.
In Queens, it's $528, so you could do $50 bills.
In Staten Island, it's $379, which you could cover with Samsung 82" 8K TVs.
In the Bronx, it's $305, so you'd use the slightly smaller 75" 8K TVs.
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Jason M. Heim
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Zooming out, the median Manhattan listing price per sqft is $1,372. So at the median you could use $100 bills or iPads in the Mini, Air, or base model style.
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Jason M. Heim
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If you're thinking smaller, recently a 350 sqft SoHo penthouse apartment was listed at $645,000. You could get away with MacBook Airs at that price.
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Jason M. Heim
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PH80 at Columbus Circle is currently asking $75M for 8,500 sqft. At that price you could cover that floor with iPhone 11 Pro Maxes, but not quite with $1000 bills.
You could also do five layers of Mac Pro Display XDRs.
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Jason M. Heim
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The Woolworth Building's 9,600 sqft penthouse originally listed for $110M. Since it's relatively small, that's up to $1000 bill flooring. However now it's going to list for $79M, which is still pretty high, needing iPhone 11 Pros to cover the space.
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Jason M. Heim
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Going the other direction is 114 Charles St in the West Village. Two years ago this 13,500 sqft listed for $49.5M. That's another 16" MacBook Pro listing. However they've done some work and relisted at $80M, pushing this up with the other iPhone XR properties.
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Jason M. Heim
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Consider 12 East 69th St, which originally listed at $114M. At 20,000 sqft that's also asking iPhone XR prices. Apparently that's too much, so the price was reduced recently to $79M, which drops it into 16" MacBook Pro territory. Or five layers of base model iPads.
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Jason M. Heim
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The penthouse at the Atelier in Midtown is more reasonable, just $85M for 15,000 sqft. Ignoring the incentives that come with it like two tickets to space (!!), that's like having a floor tiled with iPhone XRs.
youtu.be/fiTLN-K2Xho
Or you could buy 17 layers of 82" 8K TVs.
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Jason M. Heim
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The most expensive home sale to date in the US was $238M for a penthouse at 220 Central Park South. At 24,000 sqft, you could cover it in $1000 bills for less than that price.
Or perhaps you'd rather 4 layers of iPad Airs, with 6 layers of $100 bill insulation underneath.
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Jason M. Heim
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How expensive is NYC real estate? I made this to get some perspective: floorspace.nyc
Let's say a 1,500 sqft place lists for $2M. For that price you could cover the floor with iPad Airs and have money left over.
Some real examples:
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Jason M. Heim
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Who'd have thought? It's not like "Stan" is a reference to...
*checks notes*
a song about a creep who stalks a rap star, gets frustrated by not hearing back, gets wasted, stuffs his pregnant girlfriend in a trunk, and drives off a bridge.
No way to see that coming.
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Jason M. Heim
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I have very mixed feelings about this. I loved this series and want more but the end really stands on its own. twitter.com/GaryMLevin/sta…
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