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Jason Glaspey
It's not just that I'm good at not working, it's that I'm good at making not working work. self-deprecation is a sport.
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Jason Glaspey 4h
Replying to @ugmonk @MostlyProud
this is literally what our "favorite things" are in the Mostly newsletter. Things that are like "damn, that was awesome. i need this forever now."
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ian bremmer Jan 17
. wins Troll of the Month award. Hands down.
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Taming Fred Savage 🥶 Jan 15
“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. “Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.” But on he worked.
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steve andes Jan 17
The Mysterious Sofia is Available for Pre-Order!
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Jason Glaspey Jan 17
Replying to @LibyaLiberty
Big League Chew
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Jason Glaspey Jan 17
Replying to @adamd
auto-update your apps like a normal person, Adam.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 17
Replying to @turoczy
I for one welcome our robotic Slack overlords
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Jason Glaspey Jan 17
Replying to @adamd
Slack shade?
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Jason Glaspey Jan 15
When makes a comment and the twitter thread turns into a panel discussion on automation.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 12
Replying to @tarajaime
Tacos are tacos
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Jason Glaspey Jan 11
Replying to @writingthesurf
Olive Garden.
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Lindsey Graham 3 May 16
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
Replying to @PDXStephenG @WeWork
Is he on Wheel of Fortune?
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
I’m 43 years old. I figure I’ve seen/eaten a few thousand bananas. This is the first time I’ve seen one split down the side from ripeness.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
Thanks to for providing me my new twitter profile pic
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
True. That has been in my head for 30 Years. Pretty close from that perspective
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
Dammit. wasn't even close:
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Jason Glaspey Jan 10
If you wanna own the night, you gotta own the light.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 9
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
I had no idea how much I’d love Sacre Bleu. I think about it all the time. Not that I’m surprised to like any of your books. But this one was so crazy. And I learned so much. And I love imagining those artists how you wrote them.
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Jason Glaspey Jan 9
couldn’t stop thinking about Sacre Bleu as I read this article about Lapis Lazuli in the Middle Ages.
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