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Jason Glaspey
It's not just that I'm good at not working, it's that I'm good at making not working work. self-deprecation is a sport.
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Jason Glaspey 2h
Replying to @turoczy
I think I was more ally sheedy pretending he was Judd Nelson
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
Hey , I use and recently tried your service. When my free trial expired, your constant banners made me really want to delete you. Your service is interesting, but I feel assaulted by how you overtook my inbox. You were invited in, be a gentleman.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
Basketball is fun to watch
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
The Discovery Channel isn't even fucking around anymore. Their new show is called Disaster at Sea. No crabbing storyline or anything. Just tales of horrors and reality tv drama. Which is liked ESPN showing only NASCAR crashes on a show called "Fender Benders at 200mph."
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
- I dream of a day when all of my other apps hand off the notifications to you. Where I track to-dos and calendars and everything as it comes through my Due app. You have the best interface for reminders/snooze and I want it everywhere.
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Stephen Green Mar 22
That one time did a commercial on sneakers about and his journey from janitor to shoe developer to coffee king.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
Replying to @Jmartens
supposedly having two pairs is great, from what i've heard they're hot swappable. not sure about v1 vs v2 hotswapping, but i can't imagine it won't be great having a second pair.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
Replying to @bklynn
I’m just hoping we all go out together in a glorious explosion after Ben Affleck doesn’t save us from a meteor. Then it’s nobody’s fault and the earth can get it’s shit together again without us. And until then, just hoping?
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Jason Glaspey Mar 22
It was one of my biggest arguments against not having kids. I over ruled myself with different arguments in favor. But this weighs heavily on me. I feel like a dick having brought them into this world on purpose.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 21
Replying to @anti_aesthetic
I think that’s a jamiroqoi video.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 21
these are dope. and if you've been paying attention, has been on a crazy tear lately releasing so many updates to their already great tool. and i hear there's more to come!
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Jason Glaspey Mar 19
I'm mostly proud of this article.
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Darius ‘Bubs’ Monsef Mar 19
1. Parenting advice you give before having kids. 2. Books you read about parenting before kids are born. 3. Parenthood.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 19
My son has been crying in his bedroom for over 10 minutes because he just found out MCA is dead. We listen to a lot of around here, but that hadn't been discussed yet. It's one of the first things we both handled exactly the same upon hearing the news.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 18
Replying to @shl @queenofpern
If you want to live *in* PDX and not a suburb, focus on the west side (NW or inner-SW by PSU). From there, the commute to Laika won't be as bad. If you have to cross the river as well it becomes horrible. Tons of cool stuff, it's a little fancier but easy lifestyle and MAX access
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Jason Glaspey Mar 18
In a perfect world I’d have a 12.9” Pro, a mini, and a non-MAX phone. One for creating. One for consuming. And one for my pocket.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 18
Replying to @gwhilts
Holy shit. That’s some hardcore wtf going on.
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Alex Dunsdon Mar 16
Have you noticed how the ‘productivity hack’ gurus don’t have kids. I guess that’s the ultimate productivity hack
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Jason Glaspey Mar 16
Replying to @marshallk
Totally. I have always loved Vonnegut but hadn’t read much of him for some reason. Fixing that this spring.
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Jason Glaspey Mar 16
Replying to @marshallk
GTFO! I’m reading Cats Cradle for the first time right now. Do you typically quote Vonnegut and I just never noticed or was this new?
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