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Jamie Delano
I sometimes write comic books... and novels -
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Jamie Delano 11h
Replying to @DBanksy
And if you know the art of making fire you might even enjoy them cooked...
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Jamie Delano 19h
Spot on from M. John Harrison.
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Jamie Delano Oct 13
Replying to @KennyGi06305230
The lady who makes 'men trip over their dicks'. I take it you're still standing.
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Jamie Delano Oct 13
First thing in an hour of desultory scrolling during this morning's dismal deluge that raised even a vague smile...
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
G&T - *That's* my boy. ;)
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
" 'You do know if you catch one you can never ever let it go?' That's what Nana Wren told me when she taught me that pretty rhyme all those years ago. Reckon I'd've been more rested now if I'd listened better." - Wide-Awake John.
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
Replying to @KennyGi06305230
Now that's just unnatural. ;)
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
Replying to @KennyGi06305230
Cabbages are good for you. Make sure you boil them until they're white and mushy.
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
We want No Deal! Give us No Deal now! But, the filthy foreigners are forcing us into No Deal, the rotten bastards.
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
Replying to @benwoodhams
I suppose I'll have to. ;)
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
Replying to @jamiedelano
Oh yes... my annual accounts are still outstanding, damnit.
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
Father-in-law's illness and funeral over, brother discharged from hospital with mystery illness relieved but undiagnosed - so no more daily fifty-mile round-trip visits - so what the fuck do I do now?
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Jamie Delano Oct 10
When Brexit returns us to the 1950s this snacking issue will resolve itself as we all enjoy between-meal nibbling on our stick of rhubarb, dry crust, or wizened apple...
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Jamie Delano Oct 8
Near miss from flying walnut when I went out into garden. Insouciant jackdaw on the roof looking around with a 'who me?' expression.
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Jamie Delano Oct 7
Replying to @spac3_flow3r
...a flying saucer taking off with Goldilocks waving from a porthole. Oh well, he thinks. I've got money and a car now. There's plenty more fish in the sea.
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Jamie Delano Oct 7
At son's house waiting for washing machine repair man and watching squirrels with tasted above their station stuffing their faces with olives...
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Jamie Delano Oct 7
Replying to @spac3_flow3r
Sneaking out through her community arboretum for a tryst with her lover, Goldilocks discovers a spacecraft and has a close encounter with three gruff aliens visiting from their planet deep within the constellation of Ursa Major...
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Jamie Delano Oct 7
There's a surprise...
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Beyond Galaxies 🔅 Oct 3
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Jamie Delano Oct 5
My pleasure. Thanks for coming.
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