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jake likes onions
internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @Adam_Jacobi
Agree. But I felt like that about Milwaukee two years ago. I do legitimately love Votto
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @Adam_Jacobi
Me: the Dodgers are undeniably the bad guys in this series and it’s always cool when the small market team defies expectations. Also me: I never want anybody else in the division to ever experience joy
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @PFTompkins
Agh! Where?!
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @alexgriendling
It looks like a crispy chicken filet. What a lie. What a god damned lie.
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @jakelikesonions
Many have asked if my book will teach you how to make jerks explode. The answer is: yes
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jake likes onions Oct 17
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jake likes onions Oct 17
Replying to @Gingerhazing
This is the best thing I have ever seen
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jake likes onions Oct 16
Replying to @CespedesBBQ
Ah yes, the prequel to the dog days of August, "the ass nights of July"
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jake likes onions Oct 15
Replying to @nathanwpyle
Joey Votto is my spirit Dad
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jake likes onions Oct 15
Replying to @nathanwpyle
I wish we were neighbors, but alas. I live in Minnesota. Toad Hall is like the only NYC bar I’m familiar with. I do, however, love baseball
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jake likes onions Oct 15
Replying to @nathanwpyle
Is that Toad Hall?
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jake likes onions Oct 15
Replying to @molly_knight
My jaw dropped
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jake likes onions Oct 13
Tag a friend who cannot remember the concept of milk
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jake likes onions Oct 12
Replying to @41Strange
It’s the oogie boogie man
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jake likes onions Oct 10
Replying to @ronnychieng @RemyHii
I’d kill it.
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jake likes onions Oct 10
Replying to @RemyHii @ronnychieng
I'd consent to a Voight-Kampff. More accurate
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jake likes onions Oct 10
Replying to @ronnychieng @RemyHii
Wait - me, or Remy?
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jake likes onions Oct 10
Replying to @lifeirritates
GOOD CAT
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jake likes onions Oct 10
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jake likes onions Oct 9
Replying to @AndrewPunch
For the record, I live in Seward. Your odds are better than most.
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