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jake likes onions
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internet comic man specializing in baggy eyes & human viscera
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jake likes onions
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Agree. But I felt like that about Milwaukee two years ago. I do legitimately love Votto
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jake likes onions
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Me: the Dodgers are undeniably the bad guys in this series and it’s always cool when the small market team defies expectations.
Also me: I never want anybody else in the division to ever experience joy
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Oct 17 |
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Agh! Where?!
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Oct 17 |
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It looks like a crispy chicken filet. What a lie. What a god damned lie.
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Oct 17 |
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Many have asked if my book will teach you how to make jerks explode. The answer is: yes bit.ly/2ybdPnn
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Oct 17 |
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This is the best thing I have ever seen
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Oct 16 |
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Ah yes, the prequel to the dog days of August, "the ass nights of July"
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Oct 15 |
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Joey Votto is my spirit Dad
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Oct 15 |
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I wish we were neighbors, but alas. I live in Minnesota. Toad Hall is like the only NYC bar I’m familiar with. I do, however, love baseball
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Oct 15 |
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Is that Toad Hall?
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Oct 15 |
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My jaw dropped
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Oct 13 |
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Tag a friend who cannot remember the concept of milk pic.twitter.com/IJlaLkLA3z
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Oct 12 |
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It’s the oogie boogie man
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Oct 10 |
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I’d kill it.
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Oct 10 |
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I'd consent to a Voight-Kampff. More accurate
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Oct 10 |
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Wait - me, or Remy?
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Oct 10 |
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GOOD CAT
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Oct 10 |
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Android pic.twitter.com/0EmIIOLVNu
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Oct 9 |
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For the record, I live in Seward. Your odds are better than most.
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