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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰
Writer & editor for hire || NYT Book Review romance columnist | series editor, Best American Science & Nature Writing || she/her
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 8h
Instead of fucking with Pelosi, who whatever her flaws has some real legislative victories, can we please replace Schumer??
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 8h
Jew here, also both!
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 9h
Replying to @esmewang @hels
Helen’s not faving this because I got the number wrong
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 9h
Replying to @esmewang @hels
Just twenty goddamn dicks
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Maki Scare-O Returns 13h
Opponents beware Opponents beware
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 9h
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 11h
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 11h
Replying to @jaimealyse
A crazy byproduct: you will discover how shockingly little time it takes to do the thing you’ve been putting off! Half the time I finish putting away the pile of clothes or whatever before the timer’s done.
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 11h
Replying to @TeamUfYH
The concept of setting a timer (for 5 or 10 minutes!) and tidying whatever you can in that time, and then being done, is so simple but so revolutionary, especially if you are a lazy perfectionist.
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 11h
Maybe the best thing I ever learned from the internet was pointing out that you don’t have to clean everything all at once. A little better is better than nothing, as the now dismantled pile of boxes by my front door can attest. πŸ™πŸ»
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 11h
We have eight thousand names for our animals, but lately I’m very tickled by calling Hercules β€œBroccolies”
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chat noir πŸ™€ 19h
stephin merritt cruised a guy off of jeopardy. what a legend
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 12h
Replying to @RachelFersh
Yiddish Fiddler is transferring to a commercial run!
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 12h
Replying to @skrishna
Look at you!!
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 12h
Replying to @StacyRyanWrites
I was of age!!
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 12h
It is amazing how different their bodies are in their energy
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 13h
Replying to @nicole_soojung
Oh my god, Nicole. I’m sending you and your family so much love.
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 13h
Things I am here for: 1. This:
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 13h
Likewise!!
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Jaime Green πŸ¦‰ 13h
Replying to @lydiakiesling
This makes me just really want to be nominated for an award by them now
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