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“jacob”
Augustinian monk & alchemical fraud. 🌲 '20 | co-chair of J StreetU Stanf/ VP YDSA Stanf | words in , , (they/them)
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“jacob” 1h
Replying to @SeaExcursion
mark mcgwired: look i didn't really have a further contribution here but the phrase "mark mcgwired" feels useful for the future
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discourse about parties is tiring because i have never gone to a party in my life
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kacey musgraves feat. post malone
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Slythermint May 25
apparently some legends have this written on their window so Marriott security wanted to come in to our room to make sure it wasn't us, and we asked him what he was looking for and he just said Gay Rat Wedding--happy fanime 2019 everyone
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HANAMARU SAYS GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈 @Fanimaid May 25
security knocks on the door me, blazed as fuck: uhh hello security: were checking the rooms on this side for signs me, in my underwear and not wanting them to come in: i can take it down security: can you tell me what it says me: ....gay rat wedding
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“jacob” 8h
Replying to @NickBurns
i feel the opposite-- i'm currently at 16 items checked out and i feel faintly ashamed, like i'm overusing green every time i pick up another
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Rachel Thomas May 25
An audit of a resume screening algorithm found that the two factors most indicative of job performance were being named Jared and playing high school lacrosse
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg 13h
Ok, time for some more queer/gender-bending Torah. This time we’re talking about Joseph. Thread 1/x
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Tom Mullaney May 25
Stanford admin is crass and oblivious enough to ask us “Which to fund: PhD students or ?” to which we say: “Bullsh** We don’t accept the premise.” It’s 100% hypocrisy to say you’re pro-PhD student, then burn down the ecology in which they begin their careers
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Marissa Brostoff May 25
my grandpa was so excited the first time he ate white bread in a restaurant (in Swift Current, Saskatchewan) instead of his mother’s challah that he ate an ungodly amount, couldn’t move, & had to be carried to the doctor
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Guy Raps To Ex May 25
the economy in LA is guys selling each other long sleeved t shirts that say shit like “A S L E E p a e s t h e t i c” on them and they receive quarterly stimulus payments from actors and the kids of producers. this is a model for the nation at large
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Elizabeth Warren May 24
When I couldn’t find child care for Amelia and Alex, I felt like I was failing my babies—until my 78-year-old Aunt Bee stepped in. But not everyone is lucky enough to have an Aunt Bee of their own. That’s why I have a plan for :
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Dylan! «🇫🇷» May 24
Hey R&DE, The Draw is very weird! Here are 2019’s cutoff numbers broken down by gender in some co-ops and any self-op: EBF: M- 1524, F- 348 Synergy: M-2996, F- 661 Theta Chi: M- 327, F- *no room* Columbae: M- 2818, F- 914 Kairos: M- 2211, F- 948 Any self-op: M- 2012, F-1525
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Eli Winter May 24
hey! my first record is out today. ahhhhh!! the release show is at constellation tomorrow night. ahhhhh!!!
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Larry Yudelson May 23
In which ⁦⁩ points out the Jewish community’s selective tolerance for incivility — and apologizes for shaming a Jewish leader for his robot sex fetish.
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Na'ama 🌈 May 24
Holy hell did he snap
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“jacob” May 24
i love environmental storytelling
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg Aug 1
Replying to @TheRaDR
BTW "non-binary" in Hebrew is לא בינארי, in case you need to know that.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg Aug 1
So I've been wanting to know for a while how non-binary folks in Israel navigate Hebrew, which is a much more gendered language than English is. Verbs and adjective forms are based on the gender of the person (or object) being spoken about, so it's trickier. (Short thread.)
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bao bei May 23
today my italian professor asked me what the word pagliacci meant and i answered correctly (it means clown). he thought i knew it because i studied opera but really i only knew it because of the fuckin pagliacci the clown tweets that i see on this godforsaken app
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