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Iason Ouabache
Discordian Reverend, Militant Subjectivist, Anti-Authoritarian, Disestablishmentarian
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Iason Ouabache Dec 7
Yesterday I introduced my son to A Tribe Called Quest so, you know, kinda a big day for him.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 30
This wave of firing people for sexual misconduct has hit one of my supervisors so it looks like this is happening at all levels.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 22
37 of 38 economists said the GOP tax plans would grow the debt. The 38th misread the question
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Iason Ouabache Nov 21
While cutting my Following list down to less than 1000 it was sad seeing the list of people who never tweet anymore.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 20
Charles Manson in his own words
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Iason Ouabache Nov 19
Can't we just make Lena Dunham go away forever? I've been trying to invite her for years. Can't the rest of you do the same?
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Iason Ouabache Nov 17
Undercover cops brawl after mistaking each other for suspects in drugs bust
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Jared Yates Sexton Nov 13
The biggest topic on the Right is how to get a child molester elected so a perjured Attorney General can resign and his replacement can fire a special prosecutor who’s discovering the president’s treason.
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NemesisPrime2014 Nov 10
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Iason Ouabache Nov 11
Replying to @Jablair51
Not to belittle the sexual assault claims, of course. But the dude should have never been a candidate in the first place. He doesn't understand the Constitution.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 11
It boggles my mind that it's sexual assault from 30 years ago that disqualified Roy Moore and not the fact that he was expelled from the Supreme Court twice for violating the Constitution
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Iason Ouabache Nov 11
I'm in the middle of nowhere but at least I can see Route 1 from here
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Iason Ouabache Nov 10
The Strange Pleasure of Seeing Carter Page Set Himself on Fire via
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Iason Ouabache Nov 10
I thought everyone knew that 99% of stand up comedians subsist on alcohol, cocaine and sexual deviancy.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 8
Someone made a cool looking Eris mural in Florida
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Iason Ouabache Nov 8
I just want the world to know that my wife thinks the word "saucer" is too fancy and likes to call them "little tiny plates" instead.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 8
Replying to @Jablair51
Oh, and sight is not one of the ones I'm talking about. I have to do that on my own time.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 8
It's weird that one of my job requirements is that I have to get two of my senses tested annually.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 7
Dear diary, today I almost saw the sun. Hopefully this won't be my last chance.
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Iason Ouabache Nov 4
I wish evangelicals knew that comparing Trump to Jesus just makes Jesus look worse
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