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Iason Ouabache
Discordian Reverend, Militant Subjectivist, Anti-Authoritarian, Disestablishmentarian
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Iason Ouabache Sep 24
It's starting to look like Thursday is going to be the season finale for America. And I hate cliff hangers.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 24
Replying to @GeorgeHrab
I really hope they paid you in advance... in cash.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 22
They are bluffing and they are awful at that.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 20
Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC
M E R R I C K G A R L A N D
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Iason Ouabache Sep 19
This is the kind of thing that simultaneously made me want to be a chemist and made me afraid to be a chemist
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Iason Ouabache Sep 18
I had to see this so now you have to see it
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Iason Ouabache Sep 17
Lordy, there are tapes!
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Iason Ouabache Sep 15
Replying to @ChaoticianDrac
They make maintenance do that.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 15
I work with about a dozen engineers and I swear none of them know how you change a fucking roll of toilet paper
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Iason Ouabache Sep 14
Welp, we're fucked.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 13
Like seriously, WTF is going on here?
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Iason Ouabache Sep 13
Replying to @Jablair51
Not that I have anything wrong with this list but there is absolutely no rhyme or reason. Just a weird grab bag.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 13
You ever get a random playlist and have to ask yourself, "WTF is going on here?"
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Iason Ouabache Sep 13
Wanna see a racist STFU really fast?
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Iason Ouabache Sep 12
By Jove, I believe the drafted themselves a stud at guard.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 11
Replying to @ryankbowman
I didn't overreact that much, did I? 🤔
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Iason Ouabache Sep 11
Hard truth: No one actually cares where you were at on 9/11. (Unless you were actually in Manhattan at the time, even then it's iffy)
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Iason Ouabache Sep 11
September 11, 2001 is when the 21st century really started.
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Iason Ouabache Sep 11
Higher Minimum Wage Boosts Pay Without Reducing Jobs, Study Says via
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Iason Ouabache Sep 10
For some reason today I was reminded of my church youth group leader who preached abstinence but also got divorced and moved in with his second wife before they got married.
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