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Iason Ouabache
Discordian Reverend, Militant Subjectivist, Anti-Authoritarian, Disestablishmentarian
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Iason Ouabache 3h
Post-, we now know why Janet Jackson's Hall of Fame induction took so long via
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Iason Ouabache 24h
How weird is it going to be that future texts about the Trump impeachment with have legit references to Buzz Feed?
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Iason Ouabache Dec 14
Six years since Newtown, and we've done nothing to prevent it from happening again
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Iason Ouabache Dec 12
My religion is "Mind Your Own Damn Business (Unless Someone Else is Being Harmed)"
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Iason Ouabache Dec 12
And I'm out.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 11
It doesn't get brought up often but Kelo v. New London was one of the worst Supreme Court decision in this century
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Oh yeah! Just remembered that I had to call 911 while moving out because a girl came up to me with her fingertip almost cut off and she didn't know where her parents were. Crazy month.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
And in conclusion, I finally officially got my dream job today. But I don't start for yet another month because of the holidays. It's been a wild fucking ride, folks.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
So I had to redid my drug test and physical despite having the Dr. note. My sugar was still high but not insanely high. Also, apparently I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to do a pulmonary test. I don't know how to blow into a tube.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Eventually the company that was trying to hire me calls me and says they don't know WTF is going on with my physical so I had to call the medical place to figure it all out.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
(Somewhere in here I got a flat tire on my car too but I don't remember what day. It's somewhere in my timeline here. I got the tire plan when I bought my car because this always happens to me.)
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
So I got a doctor's note saying that I was working on the diabetes and faxed it to the company that did my physical. Then I proceed to hear nothing for 2 weeks.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
But whatever, I did the doctors appt the day before Thanksgiving. Verdict: I have the diabeetus just like everyone else in my family. No surprise but it ruined my Thanksgiving.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Insurance broker eventually had to pay for the dr. visit with their credit card over the phone because the insurance company was being slow AF.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
So I had to involve my HR rep at work to help me get a new job. She had to call our insurance broker to figure out that I never had a # in the first place. Someone screwed up at the beginning of the year.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
But when I called the insurance company to get my ID# they acted like they never heard of me. And you can't do shit without the ID#. Lovely catch-22.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
I managed to book a doctor's appt surprisingly fast. However, I couldn't find my insurance card. I assumed it was lost in the move because everything was still a mess.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Passed the drug test too, of course. The physical, on the other hand... They said there was too much sugar in my urine so I had to go see a real doctor, which I hadn't done, like ever.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Manged to pass the background check for the job despite their website being the worst designed thing I've ever seen.
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Iason Ouabache Dec 10
Replying to @Jablair51
Daughter's birthday was that Friday, then we spent all weekend moving. Still surprised that I didn't pull a muscle or permanently mess up my back. New apartment is nice but smaller than previous one.
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