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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 15m
Yet again agreeing with Habeas. The obvious correct answer is A.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 3h
Some days I really miss not having covered parking. Totes profesh windswept and soaked
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 3h
One hour until sushi lunch with outside counsel. I can do this.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 4h
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 4h
Replying to @jbblawmd
I thought you were implying I was. Then I actually read the tweet you replied to.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 4h
Replying to @ForumNon
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 5h
Replying to @JustinTweets4
Not Cancun, but yes. Just need to make it until then.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 5h
Just dozed off at my desk, so this week is starting swimmingly.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 6h
Replying to @SaraBWarf
"Have you taken any medicine?" = "For the love of God, do something about this"
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 6h
Replying to @WhenISayJ
Right? Clearly I need at least one more pair.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 6h
Replying to @WhenISayJ
It's 40 degrees and pouring rain and today I realized literally all my booties are suede.
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Jack Shafer 6h
"If I Did It," by Prince Mohammed bin Salman
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 6h
Nah. Skip Pappadeaux. Go to Whitetail Bistro, Stampede 66, or Lorena Garcia Tapas. Or Twisted Root if you want a burger.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 18h
Marriage: when asking “Are you okay,” when someone is coughing actually means “Can you not?”
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Kelly Gilblom 11h
Let me point out that both Meghan and this baby, through their American citizenship, will have to file U.S. tax returns. So congrats to the couple and also to the IRS. The American Revolution has really come full circle.
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 9h
Replying to @AaronHommell
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 9h
If you’re not going to re-rack your weights, I’m going to make sure you see me adding weight to what you left on
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 16h
Well hey now
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Just a Chloe 22h
*Opens king size Reese’s *puts on crown
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Definitely no Halloween reference J.J. 16h
Wearing jeans and booties and a sweater for the first time this Fall tomorrow
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