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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J.
Described as "the mind of a leader, the heart of a champion, and the mouth of a sailor," by a nationally-recognized trial lawyer.
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 2h
It’s nice to know I wasn’t actually hungover yesterday, because I know I’m not that weak. Oh the other hand....
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 7h
Replying to @yooty @thejenlife
I hate soft scrambled eggs. They make my stomach turn
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 8h
Replying to @ProGuacVice
I already jump at any chance: “Oh, my throat tickles. I better sleep in the guest room!”
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 9h
The amount of snoring next to me right now......
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 11h
Don’t validate him, Ted.
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 11h
Denver weighing in on tacos here.
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 12h
Remember when Ed Sheeran was on Game of Thrones? Lol
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 13h
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kilgore trout’s mom 13h
Replying to @KT_So_It_Goes
yes that’s fair because that’s murder
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 13h
Band of Brothers disagrees
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 13h
Replying to @Byron_Mobley
Yup
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 13h
Finally watching this week’s Billions. Hello Damian Lewis! I missed you.
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 14h
Replying to @HaygoodLaw
I don’t like Jack in the Box ever since their food killed people
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 14h
Replying to @pwnallthethings
WELCOME BACK OMG
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
Replying to @FeFiFoFamby
And the zucchini looks raw tbh
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
Replying to @FeFiFoFamby
He can put a chicken breast on one side for five minutes? Keeper.
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
It’s an outdoor insulated martini glass! It was a gift from
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
Replying to @AndrewGoetz3
I won’t steer you wrong on alcohol or food
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
Replying to @J_Dot_J
Pretty good Friday afternoon so far
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Keyboard Basement Lawyer J.J. 15h
Replying to @tedfrank
The Democrat is my favorite taco, tho
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