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Izi Singleton
Answers spiritually and emotionally to ‘Shoop’ by Salt-N-Pepa | Content Writer & Social Media Manager
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Greg Buchanan May 22
If you ever feel shitty about mispronouncing a word you've never used in speech, then know that nothing could be worse than the way I said 'banal' in front of an entire company
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beautyofspace May 18
Mercury, Venus and Saturn above the pyramids of Giza, Egypt. This occurs once every 2373 years.
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Samantha May 19
You know what would be great? The BBC should televise someone's wedding every Saturday. "And here's Kerry, arriving at the registry office in her father's mondeo. Unfortunately her sister is unable to attend today due to what Rachel said about our Steve at Julie's christening."
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Ricky Gervais May 18
Work hard. Get paid. Drink wine. Have a great day.
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Margaret Lyons May 17
Women’s magazines really convinced me that “going from day to night” was going to be a big part of my adult life, but so far it has not come up.
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Izi Singleton May 17
What? How do I...? How does it...? Where does it...? Fucking what?! NO. STOP IT IMMEDIATELY.
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Izi Singleton May 16
Oh... they’re ‘literally unreal’. Thank god. 😒
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Izi Singleton May 15
Gosh, we’re really hamming up the Brexit rage, aren’t we?
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Eric Alper May 12
In case your day hasn't been so great...
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Izi Singleton May 13
Me, reading 95% of all emails.
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Hana Malik May 7
I’m 21 and Muslim. I’ve never even come close to seeing a gun in person. I’ve never touched a gun, far away understand any of the technical elements this 4 year old boy has mastered. But I’m the terrorist because I’m Muslim. And this boy is adorable because he’s white.
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Jake Richards May 12
The highways act 1980
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Izi Singleton May 11
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Dan Smith May 10
This cold open alone is why should be renewed.
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Sophia Benoit May 8
The best thing you can instill in your children is the sense that it’s not impressive at all to get a photo with a celebrity
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Tim Minchin May 7
Trump’s a lying imbecile, Brexit is a fucking dumb idea, nationalism is retrogressive, guns are for cowards, Jesus wasn’t magic, there is no God, knowledge is power, art is freedom, free will is an illusion, music is love, apes are awesome, cheese > chocolate. I can prove it all.
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rob delaney May 5
This is a funny video if you’ve ever been in, near, or heard of London & also useful if you don’t hate Trump enough already. What a silly cunt.
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Izi Singleton May 6
Why can’t you be like this all the time?
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