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ItzKirb Aug 7
ItzKirb Photography sold a 36" x 24" print
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ItzKirb Aug 7
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic. Patient: But my name isn’t David. Doctor: I know. I’m David. 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . Porsche Taycan Turbo 🏎⚡️💨
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ItzKirb Aug 5
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . Porsche Taycan Turbo 🏎⚡️💨
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ItzKirb Aug 3
My ex and I used to role-play in the bedroom a lot. Her favorite game was “Sexy Librarian” Which is where I’m not allowed to talk and she reads and book instead 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . Porsche Taycan Turbo 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Aug 2
I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Aug 1
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 30
Genie: I will grant you one wish Me: I wish for mor… Genie: No wishing for more wishes Me: I wish for more genies Genie: Holy shit. All the new genies: Holy shit. 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨…
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ItzKirb Jul 29
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." 🤔🤣🤷🏻‍♂️. . . . . . . . 🏎 Ligier JSP4 #
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ItzKirb Jul 28
I went out dressed like a chicken last night...and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken 🤔🤣🤷🏻‍♂️. . . . . . . . 🏎 Ligier JSP4…
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ItzKirb Jul 27
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me 🤔🤣🤷🏻‍♂️. . . . . . . . 🏎 Ligier JSP4 #
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ItzKirb Jul 26
Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “what the fu*k are you doing?” 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 24
I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 22
I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 20
The loudest word ever shouted is the word “quiet” 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 18
How do you write zero in Roman numerals? 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 16
Can you cry under water? 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 13
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 11
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 9
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is to play dumb 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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ItzKirb Jul 7
When pornstars undress, they are actually getting dressed for work 🤔🤣🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS 🏎💨
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