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ItzKirb 23h
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 21
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy…
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ItzKirb Jul 20
A wife called her husband and asked, β€œDo you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” He was a little concerned as I answered, β€œNo.” She said,…
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ItzKirb Jul 19
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, β€˜This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies,…
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ItzKirb Jul 18
Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 17
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"…
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ItzKirb Jul 16
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become a vacuum cleaner πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 15
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 14
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 13
Wife asks her husband if she’s the only one he’s been with. He replies β€œYes, you’re the only one. The others were nines and tens” πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 12
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what…
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ItzKirb Jul 11
Why is every gender equality officer female? Because it’s cheaperπŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 10
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 9
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 8
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 7
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 6
β€œLast night, I played poker with Tarot cards … got a full house and 4 people died πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Jul 5
Well I'm sure everybody here already knows about Murphy's Law...but you guys probably don't know about Cole's law, am I right?" "What's Cole's Law?" "It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometimes it has vinaigrette or…
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ItzKirb Jul 4
Dad comes to his son and tells him he's adopted. The boy screams. 'I knew it! I wanna see my real parents!' Dad replies, 'We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they're waiting.' πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019…
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ItzKirb Jul 3
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day. She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher." πŸ€ͺπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ . . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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