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ItzKirb 15h
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. @ Oracle Arena
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ItzKirb Sep 17
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . …
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ItzKirb Sep 15
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . …
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ItzKirb Sep 13
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that...πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . …
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ItzKirb Sep 12
A tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. "Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . …
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ItzKirb Sep 11
I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday partyπŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Sep 10
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. πŸ˜’πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Sep 9
Why can't two Asian's have a white baby? Because two Wong's don't make a white πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Sep 8
I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . πŸ“Έ schsson | πŸš™ blugt3 @ Yosemite Valley, Yosemite National Park, California, U.S.
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ItzKirb Sep 7
Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . πŸ“Έ schsson | πŸš™ blugt3 @ Porsche Museum
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ItzKirb Sep 6
My ideal date: We order food, I eat mine and yours. You are impressed and order me more πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . πŸ“Έ schsson | πŸš™ blugt3 @ Soul Performance LLC
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ItzKirb Sep 5
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . πŸ“Έ thecarzlyfe | Edit: @ Thunderhill Raceway
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ItzKirb Sep 4
I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Sep 3
No jokes today. Just want to say the more I drive the GT3RS, the more I love it! ❀️. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Sep 2
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . 🏎 Mclaren MSO Aurora Blue 675LT protected with Satin Guard …
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ItzKirb Sep 1
Acting is the art of pretending to not be pretending πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . 🏎 Mclaren MSO Aurora Blue 675LT protected with Satin Guard …
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ItzKirb Aug 31
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: β€œThanks for coming!πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . . . . …
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ItzKirb Aug 30
You can tell how thirsty you are by how good water tastes πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . πŸ“Έ thecarzlyfe | Edit: @ Thunderhill Raceway
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ItzKirb Aug 29
People with glasses must be excited for next year It’ll be the first that they’ll see 2020 πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. . . . . 2019 Porsche 991.2 GT3RS πŸŽπŸ’¨ …
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ItzKirb Aug 28
A 60 year old billionaire went to the bar with his 25 year old wife His friend asked how he got her. He said he lied about his age. β€œYou said you were 45?” His friend asked β€œNo I said I was 90” he answered…
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