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stephanie
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don’t know anyone by that name!!
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✨ kf ✨
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went looking up shadow inc on linkedin and omg why
the engineers who built it were 3 close-to-entry-level bootcamp grads (some only working a couple months, some on contract) and a senior dev with no experience in mobile?
like why would you ever
also: those poor bootcamp grads
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stephanie
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entirely hypothetical question of course as i, personally, have never touched an illicit substance of any kind
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stephanie
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when ur doctor asks have u done drugs how much are u supposed to tell them lmfao
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stephanie
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never been so blessed to have weak bones
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stephanie
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yeah apparently if the ligament actually looks ok the recovery time is like a few months as opposed to a year so. guess i won the acl lottery
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stephanie
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the medical literature says i am 12 years old pic.twitter.com/21fr9mbcLv
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stephanie
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eating chocolate for dinner
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stephanie
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it’s all i’ve been thinking all day
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stephanie
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shadow inc’s mistakes can only be fixed by an equally powerful, more mysterious sonic inc
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stephanie
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ya lol i’m gonna go get shitfaced off calcium supplements
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stephanie
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literally told me this kind of injury usually happens in children whose bones are still developing. i am a confirmed huge baby
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stephanie
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getting congratulated by the doctor for in fact having such a strong acl that instead of snapping in the middle it mostly stayed intact and tore a chunk out of the bone instead
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stephanie
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like no this is definitely not what happened the app was definitely made by some underpaid java/sql programmers at some enterprise shop in definitely not san francisco or seattle or new york
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stephanie
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if i were a russian hacker i’d be pretty pissed the americans were so bad at this shit i didn’t even get to hack anything fun
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stephanie
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wait this is so cool
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[apps help us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the apps to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark apps']
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stephanie
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joke answer is that sorry this one is bad too it’s still an app and no apps work. real answer is i sure hope at least 1 other campaign also made their own system bc if the bernie results don’t line up with the dem results and there’s no 3rd party shit is gonna hit the fan
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stephanie
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this app thing is so funny they should’ve known this was gonna happen. nobody has ever made an app that works
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stephanie
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“this is the perfect time for you to grow in that area of learning to accept help” absolutely fucking not
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