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David Burge May 16
Every wine mom in Beverly Hills now signing kids up with Adversity Consultants
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David Burge
"I don't care if you're going to miss your friends in Palos Verdes High, you're never getting into Stanford unless you do an exchange semester in Appalachia. And we legally changed your name to Lurleen."
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Paul Haverty May 16
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K Curley May 16
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Imagine the horror of using IQ for college admissions and people gaming it by... ...having kids with intelligent people.
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Lucio Martelli May 16
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dna testing to find traces of "unwhiteness" and regulatory capture to be able to claim non-white ancestry with 1/1024th or whatever
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GT May 16
Replying to @LucioMM1 @iowahawkblog
I’m 1/16 Mexican so I’ve got that going for me
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Lucio Martelli May 16
and italo-americans should sue if they don't get discrimination points because italians were considered brown at ellis island, and discriminated against by society for a long time.
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Slovydal May 16
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"Hold on, Mom. I have an idea..." *picks up phone*
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GT May 16
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I went out with a girl from Palos Verdes High once. How do you Iowa guys know about this stuff
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Aspiring grumpy old man May 16
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For the low price of $10,000/month I can set your child up with authentic squalor.
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Craig S. Bell May 16
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“… It’s nearly test season, Mrs. Privington; so we’ll need to get started during this phone screen. Is your kid with you now?” “Yes. We’re on PCH, headed to our weekend pl–“ “That won’t do. Reach over and slap them.” “WUT” “They’ll need to show up to the test with bruises”
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Arthur Boreman Once Held His Breath for 30 Seconds May 16
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Lurleen? I thought they were trying to pretend they were low class??
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Beto Ochoa May 16
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<arriving in West Virginia> Howdy...you sure got a purty mouth.
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Dan Stirling May 16
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David Mamet wrote a script titled 'Aztec Blood' about a private school kid who qualified in every way except socioeconomic, and clung to the possibility that she had a tiny bit of native ancestry.
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Paul May 16
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Elizabeth Warren is Native American so....
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LeftDial May 16
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Go buy some old levis and roll around in the dirt for a bit Chad...
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W J Hayes May 16
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I'm just picturing the Chappelle 'Trading Spouses' skit where the white kid is dropped into an inner city drug neighborhood.
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Not That Guy May 16
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“Lurleen” FTW
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Polly Karr May 16
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Lulz
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Bismo Funyuns May 16
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I identify as a minority from Detroit. Does that count?
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Skip Chipowski May 16
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The Greenbrier Academy of Appalachia and Spa
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