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David Burge
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David Burge 6h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
"Let me show you the difference between a 1935 and 1936 Hudson Terraplane bumper"
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David Burge 7h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
chicks dig my extensive knowledge of 1930s Texas license plates
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David Burge 7h
I know quote-tweeting this obscures the context, so sue me
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David Burge 9h
I guess the people have spoken, but frankly at my age I don't know if I have the physical stamina to kick 1500 people in the nards
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David Burge 10h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
worst damn day EVER
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David Burge 10h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
"sorry Dave, no naughty bewbie flashes for you today, we're too busy freaking out about politics and plagues." Yeah, thanks A LOT ladies, I'll see if I can get a refund at BeadMart
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David Burge 10h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
This is my gentlemanly way of offering you ladies beads for discreet photos
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David Burge 10h
One indication this place is really f'ed up: it is MARDI GRAS and I haven't seen a single tweet mentioning it
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David Burge 12h
I hope this doesn't effect my scholarship to the USC Janav School of Hot Pocketry
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David Burge 13h
Replying to @TracesofTexas
Texas 1930 license plates were universally black on gold, and elongated; in 1931 they were still black on gold for trucks, but passenger cars went to white on black, and changed aspect ratio (I have 1931 Texas plates on one of my cars)
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David Burge 13h
Replying to @TracesofTexas
Latest model vehicle there is either a 1930 or 1931 Ford, but luckily by the shape & shade of the license plates I can definitely say this photo is from 1930.
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David Burge 13h
As a campaign message, I don't think "people shouldn't have to worry about being shot" is going to resonate that well with the Bernie Bros
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David Burge 13h
Frankly I'd rather risk Coronavirus than a Dick Pound window
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David Burge 15h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
I'm going to paint a whimsical new "train tunnel" wall mural in Austin for tourists to take selfies in front of *it's not really a mural
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Carol Roth 16h
"Hot Pockets heiress" is the most amazing title ever and I can't believe she soiled its good name.
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David Burge 15h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
These stupid selfie walls are like salt licks for drunk bachelorette party girls
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David Burge 15h
Replying to @ARTofCOOP
you're WELCOME
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Evil MoPac Feb 24
I forced a bot to watch seven episodes of 9-1-1: Lone Star, then write a movie script about it Here are the first two pages...
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David Burge 15h
You're not truly an Austinite until you utterly despise that insipid wall and everyone who has ever taken a picture or selfie of it
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David Burge 16h
Replying to @iowahawkblog
It's certainly great impression, but I'm afraid the Pseudo-Inspiring Empty Platitude craze has gone the way of easy listening elevator music
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