@sarahjeong that's all it takes to conjure a Paul? Fuck

excuse me, when will this be available in adult size?

@sarahjeong how do I get blocked too

basically the Internet of Things' worst nightmare has come true http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/17/technology/security-internet.html … pic.twitter.com/FcygUuR0a1

@rossatkin I agree! But let's not built it on IFTTT

@edzitron it seems they do

@joshuatopolsky 👀👀

[EXTREMELY TECH VOICE] CAN GOOGLE HOME CALL 911?

[extremely tech voice]DOES THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HAVE AN API?

@internetofshit HOUSE ON FIRE PLZ RT

@datawitch000 i'm gonna horn back here and say that deaf people shouldn't rely on ifttt for a life threatening thing

@johnkestner true, but also... it doesn't really seem that legit

oh for fuck's sake

The 21st century. A place where we live stream war while Facebook prompts us to 'react' with an emoticon. #Mosul https://www.facebook.com/aljazeera/videos/10154763661373690/?pnref=story …

@internetofshit G O T 2 H Y D R A T E

let's take something good and make it worse with a chip in it

@m2m_johnlewis https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lactate-threshold/lvl-the-first-wearable-hydration-monitor?ref=category …

DEAR HUMAN: IT APPEARS TO BE TIME TO EMPTY YOUR BLADDER

it me

hmm my thirst is off the charts

*checks wrist* ah yes i seem to be thirsty

How does this even happen? https://twitter.com/Infoseepage/status/787940227625152513 …

i go to google analytics by slamming 'anal' into chrome and hoping it autocompletes but today that ended badly at work 😳

i go to google analytics by slamming 'anal' into chrome and hoping it autocompletes but today that ended badly at work 😳

@samimain @darth @joshgondelman @jonnysun holy shit yup

Samsung offers U․S․ Note 7 owners $100 to buy another Samsung http://tcrn.ch/2e3sOnA

let your dog achieve their dream! https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/786526193872842752 …

Samsung offers U․S․ Note 7 owners $100 to buy another Samsung http://tcrn.ch/2e3sOnA