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Madame Fool
I really don't know what to write in order for you to think that I'm both cool and unpretentious so I'll just awkwardly trail off...
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Madame Fool Jun 23
"modest 300k flat".....I'm screaming
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Madame Fool May 31
Signs that salesperson is overworked & affected by the heat: they great you with "bonsoir"- at lunch time.
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Madame Fool May 25
While in Switzerland: "Oh where did you learn German so well?" In Italy: "Ma! What mean you no speak Italian?!" My life in a nutshell.
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Madame Fool May 25
Lebensfreude: Wenn Menschen öffentlich ihren Zeigefinger in einem Bermudadreieck des Grauens von Ohr zu Nase zum Mund wandern lassen.
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Madame Fool May 21
Replying to @ariamisha
Yessss
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so sad today May 20
if my 12 year old self could see me now she's be like i can't believe you're still alive
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thomas violence May 20
wow I guess we're all having a tough time
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Madame Fool May 12
Replying to @thomas_violence
You made it sad :-(
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Madame Fool Apr 27
Existential Angst for Hoarders Nr. 1: Actually remembering and missing something you threw away.
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Madame Fool Apr 25
I hate it when people go eating in TV shows, but then they never actually eat the food. Why would you do that to those expensive berries?
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thomas violence Apr 24
everybody has exactly the same insecurities and anyone that doesnt is probably boring as shit to talk to anyway
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Madame Fool Apr 25
When talks about his 100 Day Action Plan, he sounds like those ads that promise you to loose 10 pounds in one week. Sure, Sharon.
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Madame Fool Apr 23
the older I get, the more plausible I find the plot of "gossip girl"
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thomas violence Apr 22
depression, pros and cons pros: your girlfriend brings you breakfast from the markets easy to sleep in cons: doesnt feel great
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thomas violence Apr 22
people being shitty to you is just secondhand shittiness they got from someone else. we need to find the person who started it and kill them
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so sad today Mar 8
am i thin enough i mean smart enough i mean cool enough i mean cute enough i mean feminist enough i mean
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thomas violence Mar 8
america: our president will kill everyone me: no surprises america: we boil water in the microwave me: fuck me rigid with the kings corpse
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thomas violence Mar 3
"hereby" alright calm down shakespeare lol
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Madame Fool Mar 4
Existential questions: If I'm about to go jogging, can I then still use the elevator to leave the flat?
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Kyle Grabowski Feb 20
Reporter covering politics: "I like it better when they attack each other and not me."
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