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The dumbest person on twitter
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broti gupta
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TFW you’re getting fed up with Jeffrey Epstein pic.twitter.com/vwwrdEaC9c
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FUCK YOU, HARLEY JARVIS
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FRASIER: If you must know, Father, I’ve decided to run the game glitchless.
MARTIN: Aw, c’mon, Son—at least take some shortcuts by going out of bounds!
NILES: Maris always says 100% doesn’t count unless you get the true ending.
FRASIER: Wise words from the living end, herself(!)
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@SethAbramson wes clark's looking for you
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Dwayne
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just saw a Bloomberg ad where he goes into a deli and orders a “chopped cheese with extra soft fries” , then he asks if he can eat it in the bathroom. And he opens up the sandwich and he says “I’ve been eating like this for 40 years.” Then he tries to smile and says “I’m mike”
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lol
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actually new yorkers are full of sandwiches
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what if the re-election was a 16 year old
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Dan White
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This is how you know you’ve officially “made it”. My hotel has a frickin’ soda stream. pic.twitter.com/Yl5dHQbi3K
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congratulations to the Times on firing David Brooks and replacing him with the mom from "Home Alone" pic.twitter.com/BiGcPAXWb2
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as a Never Gump Republican i am the mortal enemy of Gary Sinise
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pro
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"The real value of your $345 watch is the friends you made along the way" pic.twitter.com/CWu9Fa72CP
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28. sij |
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thanks
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if i wrote star trek i would have one of the characters eat dippin' dots to show that it takes place in the future
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so they're just leaving the body in the morgue
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"In retrospect having Mr. Peanut die in a helicopter accident doesn't even make any sense. I don't know why we decided to do that."
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everyone talks about the films at Sundance but nobody talks about the Festival, which consists of a Gravitron, a bunch of balloon pop races, a Zeppole stand, and a petting zoo
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every time i cry tiny clones of myself fall out of my eyes and die, which is why actually it's good that i have no capacity to express emotion
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everyone loves "Shitposting" but the public is unanimously against "Post-shitting" where I ambush people coming out of public restroom stalls and ask searing questions about what makes them tick
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