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Max G Greyhound
Retired hound, now living it up in Ilkley. Quite naughty (allegedly). Raced as Parlow Express. Proud member of . The G stands for Git.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 14
Replying to @middermac
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Max G Greyhound Sep 14
Replying to @middermac
Message will come later, she’s been fraternising with feathered beasts and now doing pizza & Prosecco
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Max G Greyhound Sep 14
penguin suit = protection from late night zombie dogs. Had to be woken for morning wees. It’s magic.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
I hereby declare it PJs weather.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @WitchMurphy
Definitely not me.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @AMP2 @Izzywhizziee
I don’t think that’s an option on tonight’s menu. I do have my penguin suit though, in case it’s cold.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @Izzywhizziee @AMP2
On behalf of my person, please could you bugger off somewhere else tonight? She has a big day tomorrow and an early start.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @Izzywhizziee
It was you wasn’t it? Coming round and haunting me like some kind of undead tarty pisspants. That’s what made me bark.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @Izzywhizziee
Barked every half an hour from 3am for absolutely no reason at all. Totally popular
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
I’m packing my case right now. I’ll bring my PJs too.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @luveen
My people don’t appreciate me.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @BonesNorah
I think walkies will be declared soon in an effort to break me. I’m hoping for Cheeseland later although there’s a chance I could be left behind.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @BonesNorah
I have a feeling there’s a different list here. I’m going back to bed - for some reason I’m very tired today??
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @BonesNorah
Apparently the first step is phoning the rehoming place to see if they take returns
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @Holly_E17
I am totally unappreciated here.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 13
Replying to @smiffyphil
Apparently barking very loudly every half an hour from 3am to alert the humans to absolutely nothing is not good dog behaviour.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 12
My name is Max and I am a “total f*^%ing pain in the backside”.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 12
I’m so sorry. Lots of love from all of us xxxx (and I hope he gives a bit of grief)
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Max G Greyhound Sep 11
You were a smiley hound. Not to mention tarty. And pissy.
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Max G Greyhound Sep 11
Replying to @Izzywhizziee
There’s a surprising amount of you on this phone...
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