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Sloop Sean B
These tweets are lines of dialogue and stage direction that, when properly reordered, will form a complete trilogy of screenplays.
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Sloop Sean B 15h
They did an ep on The Shadow and it's great!
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Sloop Sean B Jul 12
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41 Strange Jul 11
This frog sitting on a windshield
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Chris Evangelista Jul 11
MIDSOMMAR (2019) Dir. Ari Aster
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Sloop Sean B Jul 11
PURE AND ALSO WHOLESOME LOCAL CONTENT.
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Consequence of Sound Jul 11
Barbie goes full Ziggy Stardust for .
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Sloop Sean B Jul 11
Replying to @heelsonthefield
THE DOG THAT PITCHED A NO-HITTER. You know. That one book about the kid who plays baseball with the aid of his TELEPATH DOG.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 11
Replying to @MikeVanderbilt
[pitches you 5 think pieces on Midsommar in response]
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Sloop Sean B Jul 11
"hey dad what do u need im just over her doin a regular one like how i always do"
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ViV Jul 10
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
me: hahaha I love Netflix, what a hilarious cold open that wa-- [PARKS AND RECREATIONS THEME BLASTS THROUGH THE ENTIRE COUNTY WITH THE FORCE OF SIX HUNDRED SIMULTANEOUS SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCHES]
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
Replying to @NinjaSurprise
I was mildly horrified that the show was like YO, THIS SMALL-TOWN MOM IS STRAIGHT UP GONNA FUCK A CHILD.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
Replying to @NinjaSurprise
Right? Shit got SUPER fun. But also made me wonder if I actually thought the first two seasons were good, or if I was just smitten by the IP.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
Replying to @NinjaSurprise
When it works, it works!
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
Hey what's up super normal day over here, just have like 8 browser tabs open because I'm almost 33 and am learning how to PROPERLY take care of my hair for literally the first time in my entire dumb life
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rachel handler Jul 10
As women, we are born screaming, and I’m pretty sure we all die screaming (will check on this). Most movies have us scream like Disney Princesses; I wrote about Meryl and Florence, two unholy, primal screamers that finally got it right.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 10
Replying to @SlayerofCis
Cam, on Netflix
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Alisha Grauso Jul 9
THIS. Some of y'all need to tuck that snobbery back into your pockets.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 9
Replying to @AlishaGrauso
brb, quickly polling everyone I know and/or work with to find out which things they don't know and then writing Some Content about whichever thing ranks highest.
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Sloop Sean B Jul 9
Replying to @jasondashbailey
Ah yes, that famous I BET [THE GROUP I DON'T LIKE] WOULD TOTALLY DO [AWFUL HYPOTHETICAL], WOULDN'T THEY! argument.
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