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Ian Paul
Reporter of stories, writer of tales. GPG: miniLock ID: 2Ar3aKZXwYmQvsteGNJEqn7TEwo9SaDjXXibA7dmFYFqy7
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Ian Paul 1h
Replying to @BrianK163
That's from last week. Price might be gone by now.
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Dave Pell Sep 15
This is a pretty stressful season of The Apprentice.
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Andy Ryan Sep 11
Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
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Humans of Late Capitalism 🕊️ Sep 11
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alan jones Sep 9
I admire Apple most for their focus. They don’t have a venture arm. They don’t run incubators or accelerators. They don’t want to host you. They focus on what they do best: making sure you have to replace all your accessories and connectors each time you buy a new Apple product.
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Darth Putin Sep 11
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You arriving to a memorial with your usual dignity and gravitas.
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Ian Paul Sep 10
Replying to @BradChacos
Hahahaha. Pinch me I'm dreaming.
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Ian Paul Sep 10
Replying to @BradChacos
Great fantasy value tonight from the Jets.
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Ian Laking Sep 10
when your local library starts subtly sowing the seeds of anarchy
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Eric Holthaus Sep 9
OK you guys, my intention is not to scare anyone with this message. But Hurricane —the storm bound for North Carolina—is going to be about the size of North Carolina when it arrives. This is what it will look like, according to the latest high-res model prediction:
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Ian Paul Sep 10
Replying to @BradChacos
Well that escalated quickly.
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Ian Paul Sep 10
Replying to @BradChacos
Yeah, I missed that but then he did some awesome.
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Ian Paul Sep 10
Replying to @BradChacos
Cautiously optimistic.
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Marty Bahamonde Sep 9
In 25 years i have never seen a situation like this before. If you are in any of those paths, it is time to prepare yourself.
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ᴄʜᴜʙʙɪᴇʀ ʜɪꜱᴘᴀɴɪᴄ ʟɪɴᴋ 🛡 Sep 7
At the Whataburger on the Island People be trippin
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Ian Paul Sep 9
1. This is not a good idea 2. Even if it was a good idea what, exactly, is the value of doing this on a (presumably) private blockchain?
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Dara Kaye Sep 8
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warrior cop Sep 6
acme was just mailing bombs and rockets and shit to a dog
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a very willfull boy. a rather, naughty boy. Sep 8
I saw this guy the other day. When I asked him “what the hell” he said “I was working on a secret project and I wanted to blend in” and left it at that. Godspeed dude.
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Ian Paul Sep 9
Replying to @mattgurney @paperghost
The primary computer engineering team is just the future incarnation of Google's AI division. They finally achieved Scjmidt's dream of auto-surfacing what you want when you want it. A breakthrough that was only possible centuries after they stopped duplicating messaging apps.
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