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Oxford Comma
I am the oxford comma. I resolve ambiguity. Sometimes I also create ambiguity. drew my profile pic.
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Oxford Comma Mar 22
Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Me: I am an anthropomorphised punctuation mark created by a Venetian humanist, named after a British city, and mostly used in the US.
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Oxford Comma Dec 31
I wish you all a happy, productive, and punctual 2018.
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Oxford Comma Dec 19
Not only am I free, I am easy to use, bring clarity and style to any list, and will never go out of fashion.
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Oxford Comma Dec 19
This year, give them a gift they will love, use, and cherish; give the gift of the Oxford comma.
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Oxford Comma Dec 18
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Oxford Comma Dec 14
This is progress!
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Oxford Comma Dec 11
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Oxford Comma Dec 8
I STRONGLY CONDEMN THIS INFLAMMATORY STATEMENT.
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Oxford Comma Dec 6
I am the Oxford comma, and I approve this poll.
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Oxford Comma Dec 3
Thank you, sir. I tip my hat to you.
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Oxford Comma Dec 2
Is this is an instruction to your father to lock and clean? I don't understand.
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Oxford Comma Nov 24
Congratulations to for being elected President of Zimbabwe.
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Oxford Comma Nov 24
Congratulations to for being elected President of Zimbabwe.
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Oxford Comma Nov 24
Some barbaric heathens tell me, "The Oxford comma is a tool, not a rule." To them I say: "I rule; you're a tool."
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Oxford Comma Nov 24
Replying to @benfrenchman
Oh excellent! All's fair in love and grammar.
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Oxford Comma Nov 24
Replying to @benfrenchman
I feel bad now, Ben. You seem like a really nice guy, it's just that joke (and the comma splice) were irresistible. I'll delete my tweet too, and... no hard feelings?
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Oxford Comma Nov 22
The number of responses trivialising my existence is shocking.
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Oxford Comma Nov 9
I, for one, welcome the advent of . For too long, I have been neglected, omitted, and discarded. There will no longer be any reason, justification, or excuse for not using an Oxford comma. You can even put two spaces after the full stop (but that looks a bit silly).
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Oxford Comma Nov 9
I, for one, welcome the advent of . For too long, I have been neglected, omitted, and discarded. There will no longer be any reason, justification, or excuse for not using an Oxford comma. You can even put two spaces after the full stop (but that looks a bit silly).
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Oxford Comma Nov 7
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, use the oxford comma, and friendship never ends.
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