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Oxford Comma
I am the oxford comma. I resolve ambiguity. Sometimes I also create ambiguity. drew my profile pic.
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Oxford Comma Nov 9
I, for one, welcome the advent of . For too long, I have been neglected, omitted, and discarded. There will no longer be any reason, justification, or excuse for not using an Oxford comma. You can even put two spaces after the full stop (but that looks a bit silly).
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Oxford Comma Nov 9
I, for one, welcome the advent of . For too long, I have been neglected, omitted, and discarded. There will no longer be any reason, justification, or excuse for not using an Oxford comma. You can even put two spaces after the full stop (but that looks a bit silly).
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Oxford Comma Nov 7
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, use the oxford comma, and friendship never ends.
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Oxford Comma Sep 22
Poll: Do you use the Oxford comma?
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Oxford Comma Aug 17
You can ideate about pivoting with your co-founders all you like, but if you miss out the Oxford comma, you will fail fast.
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Oxford Comma Jun 29
[first date] Me: So, do you use the Oxford comma? Date: The what now? Me: *Eats, shoots, and leaves.
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Oxford Comma May 3
She wears him well. | HT
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Oxford Comma Apr 27
The Churchill quote on the new UK £5 note is missing quotation marks, a full stop, and the Oxford comma. This is the beginning of the end.
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Oxford Comma Apr 27
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house, ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ bloody well use the Oxford comma. ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Oxford Comma Apr 12
This kid's got quite the lineage. |
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Oxford Comma Mar 30
[On a first date] "Oh, you don't use the Oxford comma?" *leaves immediately
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Oxford Comma Mar 29
Retweet if you love the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.
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Oxford Comma Mar 21
We need to institute deprogramming measures to help the poor lost souls brainwashed by the evil .
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Oxford Comma Mar 14
United States Court of Appeals For the First Circuit, No. 16-1901 (March 13, 2017), Judge Barron: The Oxford Comma is important.
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Oxford Comma Mar 6
Putin chose odd names for his daughters.
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Oxford Comma Mar 6
Delete your account.
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Oxford Comma Feb 24
Dear world, I am stylish, useful, and in some cases, absolutely necessary. Sincerely, Oxford Comma (HT )
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Oxford Comma Feb 8
The failing writes total fiction concerning me, "evil", and everyone knows it. FAKE GRAMMAR.
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Oxford Comma Feb 3
MAKE AMERICA OXFORD COMMA AGAIN!
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Oxford Comma Jan 20
This is Neil. Neil is a writer. Neil understands the importance of commas. Be like Neil.
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