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I Am Devloper
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just your friendly neighbourhood printer fixer
💰 in tweet = ad
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Carl Hendy
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I've launched a new tool on my website that might be useful for those wanting to use the Google Knowledge Graph API without needing any coding knowledge. This tool creates a simple public interface, with the ability to export data into spreadsheets. carlhendy.com/knowledge-grap…
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I Am Devloper
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Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.
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I Am Devloper
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31. sij |
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me: *scoffs at horoscopes and star signs*
also me: *puts myers–briggs in bio*
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I Am Devloper
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31. sij |
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330?
this feels...overwhelming. pic.twitter.com/oRkopdnZvt
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I Am Devloper
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31. sij |
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you don't hate open plan offices you just hate other people
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I Am Devloper
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30. sij |
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not all of us can be jack bauer, but we can still give ourselves 5s to enter a 2fa code before it ticks over to the next code
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Ben Howdle
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29. sij |
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Facebook PHP Source Code from August 2007 gist.github.com/nikcub/3833406
Fascinating.
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I Am Devloper
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29. sij |
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"Accidental complexity? How about intentional complexity..." pic.twitter.com/gioLYceP9F
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I Am Devloper
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29. sij |
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god grant me the confidence of Yahoo! to still exist in 2020
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I Am Devloper
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28. sij |
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villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum
Loading spinner: I'm just a GIF, anything could be happening
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I Am Devloper
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28. sij |
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manager: seems we're still getting quite a bit of traffic from out-dated browsers...clearly we still need to support those
*slyly turns off integration tests running from 2006*
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I Am Devloper
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28. sij |
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your dev superhero name is [your favourite editor] + [the last side project you abandoned]
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I Am Devloper
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27. sij |
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Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes
Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?
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I Am Devloper
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I Am Devloper
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27. sij |
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> In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth
*god excitedly opens HN*
> [top comment] imagine using apples instead of pears
*god disappears for a few millennia*
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I Am Devloper
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22. sij |
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[manager looks out at team] why is no-one innovating!?
> well sir, you hired based on culture fit, so you created a homogeneous workforce
> ...right.
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I Am Devloper
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22. sij |
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my team: are you proposing we use this framework based solely on the fact you just read about it?
me: pic.twitter.com/M5wwq1a14A
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I Am Devloper
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21. sij |
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twitter is just pub-sub with outrage
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I Am Devloper
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20. sij |
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> we rely on ads to survive, please consider whitelisting us to read on
That sounds like a You problem, not a Me problem.
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I Am Devloper
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20. sij |
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pricing up a consultancy job on a spaghetti codebase pic.twitter.com/4bgWPJtVWr
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