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Hire me to write your stuff | Professional breakfast-buffet-eater | Mario Karter | Monkey Ball Pilot
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CB Jan 8
Reminiscing. Best game soundtrack ever. Shout out to Aquatic Ambience @ 11:40.🥰
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VeryBritishProblems Dec 6
Thinking about fish and chips meaning you’re unable to think about anything other than fish and chips until you get some fish and chips
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CB Nov 9
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joe Nov 4
why does this cat look like a 14th century squire who was cursed by a wizard to live his life as an animal for thousands of years
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CB Oct 19
Replying to @beccamorgan
Please take this off Twitter before someone nicks this idea. Also please employ me as your digital marketer.
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CB Oct 17
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CB Oct 17
This is life-changing stuff ... now I just need to try your Salted Banoffee Sauce please
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CB Sep 25
I feel like you should have seen this coming Nintendo...
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CB Sep 21
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CB Sep 19
Replying to @areej_abuali
Mine is an oven and hob Timer, despite both the oven and hob having inbuilt timers.
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Giles Paley-Phillips Sep 2
This deaf man's cat realised that he couldn't hear his meowing so, he learned to communicate with him by signs!
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CB Sep 9
Replying to @joshbythesea
Butterscotch Angel Delight 🙌🏽
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CB Sep 3
Replying to @Karabekianism
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CB Sep 3
Still totally in 🖤 with this song
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CB Aug 27
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CB Aug 20
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Lewis Vaughan Jones Aug 10
When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...
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CB Aug 7
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CB Aug 2
I hate the asking! I wrote about it
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danee, goddess of dinosaurs 🦖 Jul 3
Can everybody just Please look at this cat
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