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Ros Ballinger
Comedian, poet, scruffball. All views my own. Think of me when you smush.
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Ros Ballinger 1m
Replying to @daniel_barker
Strong same - I'm gonna need to be better by next year if I get place, 'cause I'll have far less money for random drive-by food.
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Ros Ballinger 37m
Replying to @Shannow
Brian, you are lovely, but I don't think I can watch that.
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Ros Ballinger 2h
The female journalists I know (unsurprisingly) get a massive kicking every time it happens.
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Ros Ballinger 3h
Replying to @glitter_frog
Cutiiiiiie
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Ros Ballinger 3h
Replying to @Shannow
ARRGHHHH WHAT
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Woohoo, it's today! I've missed you so! (Paella and cheesecake cures intense period pain, right?)
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Replying to @daniel_barker
That's one for the night bank
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Replying to @daniel_barker
"NOW DRINK SOME FUCKING COCOA!"
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Replying to @daniel_barker
I like the the idea of brutal sympathy, I imagine it involves rugby tackling someone with a blanket.
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Seconded! I want to feel the heat from that response!
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Replying to @EwaSR
Oh well HELLO 🍿🍿🍿
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Why use the word 'cheat' in that context though, and refer it the your partner 'doing it to [you]'? It's literally the opposite of what's actually happening. Even by explaining it to a layperson you attach a negative connotation to it.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
If you're explaining what an open relationship and use the word 'cheat', even in inverted commas, you are NOT DOING IT PROPERLY. IT'S THE LITERAL OPPOSITE.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
Subtweet India Knight and her followers who are very loudly and demonstratively going on about HOW LITTLE THEY CARE and HOW BORING ALL OF THIS IS.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
*sigh* I really wish the guardian could cover polyamory with a little more nuance. This is a mess.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
I mean, you clearly both care a lot, the fact you're going on about it.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
It's the lack of shame that infuriates me more than the hypocrisy here; he knows that there's recorded evidence that he doesn't practise what he preaches even a little bit, but he just doesn't care, because what even matters anymore?
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Shouldn't have run off with the receptionist while you were on your honeymoon, should you? (And then pushed her down the stairs when she was pregnant.) That won't do any of your kids any good. I pray for the day that Liddle's platform goes the way of Milo Yiannopoulous'.
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Ros Ballinger 6h
Replying to @Exposing40 @sawdoctors
I'll get you and mum and her best mate Debs together sometime to go see them!
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