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Ros Ballinger
Comedian, poet, spotted and herbaceous backson. All tweets mine. Think of me when you smoosh.
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Ros Ballinger 28m
Replying to @andydiggle
он ничего не подозревает
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Zing Tsjeng 2h
Any good animators out there? Send me your portfolio for a cool paid project. (RTs welcome!)
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Replying to @ben_cameron
GOT YOUR BACK. *runs to istagram*
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Replying to @confess_Hannah
Ooh, this is a good reminder to let them know about my crap shoulder, I'd not thought of that. Thanks!
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Biscuit Crevice is the name of my future erotic novel.
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Replying to @estwebber
Hope you've got a packed lunch!
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Replying to @confess_Hannah
Eee, thanks. It's the poses/cramping I'm nervous about far more than the actually being naked part. I can be quite ungainly.
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Replying to @peplovna
Much thanks to the lovely for connecting me up 😘
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Replying to @racco
It's a project more than an art class I think, I'll dredge the details up. (It's been in the works for so long I'd forgotten about it till they got back to me!) I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if you were there though :P
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Oo-er, looks like I have a date booked in to try life modelling for the first time. Not until May, but I'll be hitting up those of you who've done it before for tips!
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God, finally some sense on Oreos, I feel like I'm surrounded by Oreo fiends. They're tasteless, a horrible texture and leaving dark crumbs of death in every crevice. 0/10 would not go near again.
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Ros Ballinger 3h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
I'm in an interesting spot at the moment where I'm travelling out to do more gigs and staying over - I've learned that people are always more generous and kind in offering you space and help than you'd think.
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Ros Ballinger 3h
Loving 's Indiana Jones trick with the mini-bar.
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Ros Ballinger 4h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
And, as mentioned extremely irritably previously, when I log into Fetlife to see what the 'scene' in Manchester might hold it's so difficult to use and full of horrible people that I can't maintain the effort for very long.
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Replying to @hurricane_ros
One thing I struggle with a LOT is that the vast majority of my kink pals, all except two, really, don't live near me. Having regular human contact with people of a similar mindset would be so nice.
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Ros Ballinger 5h
Oof, this is a great read and I identify with so much of it. Even as open as I am re: kink etc I struggle with isolation and people not knowing how to 'deal' with me.
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Replying to @garwboy
DEAN.
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Replying to @EroticonUK
The ear thing is TRUE! My dad used to make jokes about men not being allowed to nibble it; took me a while but now I see what he means...
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Ros Ballinger 17h
Weird request; can anyone think or find an inspirational/heartwarming gif including a quote from the Good Place and DM it to me? Private reasons. Thanks. x
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Ros Ballinger 6h
Are you going to ? Have you not met me before but would like to? Do have a read!
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