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CHLOTUS
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Orangetheory Fitness Aug 17
I wish life had a Performance Summary at the end of each day. Retweet if you feel the same.
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the artist unfortunately known as Aug 15
I love my job at Amazon. At first I thought that wearing a catheter to work to avoid bathroom breaks was unreasonable, but after several sessions of deep hypnosis with the company therapist I’ve come to realize that the catheter is just a part of my body—a body of the future.
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Sade' Aug 4
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decent pigeon Jul 16
Facebook marketplace is a different world
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Mason Ramsey Jul 12
I said if you ain’t got no giddy up then giddy out my way
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kinsey Jul 3
sophie turner really did vegas with ring pops on a livestream AND custom couture with a french chateau, she really is THAT bitch
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dallas creamer jr. Jun 23
retweet this and i’ll draw ur twitter avi 🤷🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍🎨
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awnuh Jun 18
i don’t like the fact that i exist outside of my own perception and people talk about me and say things that i’ll never know and others perceive me differently than i perceive myself and i’ll never know what everyone thinks of me i hate that i exist outside of my own reality🤠😀
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jourdyn berry May 12
I dream about the day Steve Harvey just completely loses it on a family. We are close.
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yarn May 7
y’all r too scared to book ur own dentist appointments but tweeting “invite me to the met gala i’d kill it”
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CHLOTUS May 14
If I read one more tweet about “character development” from Twitter TV analysts whose other favorite show is The Bachelor
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ً May 10
God forgive me if i am not grateful enough
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kiera May 12
me believing that jaime actually left to kill cersei and didn’t want to hurt brienne:
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 Apr 18
No one: Kids named Kyle:
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CHLOTUS Apr 14
my order was canceled. I cannot reach my Uber driver for my $100 order. Please DM me!
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CHLOTUS Mar 25
Replying to @daniellejonas
Don’t worry I found it
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CHLOTUS Mar 21
I’m going to tweet every day until she answers me and tells me where this white dress is from. Day 1 ✔️🆘🙏🏻 pleaseee
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CHLOTUS Mar 20
Yes!! They suggested I bring it to a shelter which I will. It’s 18 pounds of food so they will be happy lol
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CHLOTUS Mar 20
Jk have no fear I made another order because I’m that lazy
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