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Grant
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Adjunct (to the) Assistant Professor. I’m interested in math, functional programming, philosophy, and creative writing. I like sci-fi, cars, rugby, and coffee.
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Osobe koje vas prate
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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
@ChrisExpTheNews
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Shit, they wouldn't last a day as a math teacher.
"This is boring! When are we ever going to use this?!" -every seven minutes
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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
@ChrisExpTheNews
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THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH TEACHERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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How do people like that actually survive the world?
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Grant
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Student doesn’t like book. Professor fears for life. twitter.com/sunnysingh_n6/…
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Grant
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Me, when a student asks when they are going to use math in real life twitter.com/sunnysingh_n6/…
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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This may be true twitter.com/sunnysingh_n6/…
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Grant
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How much you want to bet this was a serious and respectful engagement, but he got the “have a cookie” dismissal instead? twitter.com/sunnysingh_n6/…
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@hotdogontology
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If it’s a required course...well.
If it’s not, why do you expect complete and utter adoration for all of your picks? Students aren’t allowed to have different opinions? twitter.com/sunnysingh_n6/…
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GeniesLoki
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The issue I most side with rationalist/transhumanist types on is that it's incredibly weird that "death is bad" is a controversial opinion.
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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Starting to suspect that original Bloomberg 2020 “Cthulhu” logo wasn’t a gaffe, but a warning that the entire team is into existential, nihilistic horror and the futility of human political efforts in the face of the abyss.
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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I guess when you’re a billionaire you just approve:
A) The weed purchase requests from your campaign marketing team
B) Whatever ideas that your high-as-balls marketing team comes up with
Because screw it, you’ve got the money right? twitter.com/mike2020/statu…
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PopGenGoogling
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how was i supposed to know linear algebra would actually be important
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Simon Gregg
@Simon_Gregg
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Grade 2 students divide a square into quarters pic.twitter.com/P4carmfMHa
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N. Bourbaki, Bad Take Haver
@d08890
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John
@jkshackleford
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The whole point of a SodaStream is to unleash the forbidden sodas
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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I’m not sure what happened—I also got bronchitis which made for some painful coughs mid-breath during attempts.
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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Jesus: Which of you, when your child asks for bread, gives him a rock? Will not the Father also—
People: But LORD, we are anti-vaxxers.
Jesus: *rubbing back of neck* Ah. I see. Well. Uhhhh....
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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A mugger tried to sucker punch me but he had a weak right hook. I don’t remember even feeling hurt, just surprised. He ran away. Wimp. twitter.com/literalbanana/…
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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Day 37
80 down. Hope I recover soon.
#7320in2020
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Grant
@hotdogontology
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Keep America out of the war
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