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These are the things we probably ought to say when updating incident status. Snark and compassion. Now, about your data… by and friends.
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Honest Status Page Jan 7
We regret that we did not listen to the AWS engineer that begged us to THROW OUT THIS INSTANCE TYPE.
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Honest Status Page Dec 31
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Honest Status Page Sep 20
Oops. This is gonna take longer than expected because we forgot to move our 2FA to our new phones.
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Honest Status Page Aug 15
Sorry for the long duration of that service interruption. Everyone knew how to fix it, but not how to fix it in kubernetes.
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Honest Status Page Jul 19
The root cause is you not clicking our damned ads.
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Honest Status Page Jul 11
Ughhh what are we supposed to do if we can’t browse while waiting for tests to run? (Hugs to !)
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Honest Status Page Jul 2
It's only an incident if it's from the paying region of the customer list. Otherwise it's a sparkling bugfix.
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Honest Status Page Jul 2
Hugs and 💕 to our friends there!
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Honest Status Page Jun 27
Wait, adopting DevOps wasn’t enough Chaos?
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Honest Status Page Jun 19
Good news! Our deployment tooling now tells you who is on call before you start your deploy…
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Honest Status Page Apr 11
Your data is important to us but… speaking of black holes: We’re sorry that all work you did since midnight is lost. Please redo your work.
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Honest Status Page Apr 10
We learned today that moving files out of Terraform doesn’t cause it to ignore the assets.
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Cory G Watson Apr 9
The CASE Method: A framework for improving monitoring ergonomics, mental models, and attention.
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Honest Status Page Apr 8
I’ve been hiring for over twenty years and I still swear by this one simple rule: it’s the MTU
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Honest Status Page Apr 4
Friendly reminder to check in with your teammates if they’ve had a bad on call stint. Maybe you can help! (Extra ❤️ for managers helping with this!)
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Honest Status Page Mar 18
Turns out everyone was afraid to touch that bit of infra for a damned good reason.
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Honest Status Page Mar 15
[soundcloud postmortem] engineer: wow this blew up here’s my soundclo… right
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Honest Status Page Mar 14
The incident wasn’t that bad, we just had a reorg to deal with right in the middle. Lesson learned.
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Honest Status Page Mar 13
Thankfully we overheard the solution to this problem in a coffee shop during our 1:1 walk.
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Honest Status Page Mar 4
We’re going to just leave it like this for a minute and take a nap.
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