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Hamish Moffatt
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 16
Replying to @daraobriain
Loved it! Thank you
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Humor And Animals Sep 13
me, two minutes after saying i wasn't hungry (jen harrison/contentbible)
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 12
Replying to @angryasian
I ride indoors 2-3 times a week. The traffic here is busy after work, but I do it mostly because I can get so much more of a workout in an hour on the trainer than I can out on the roads near here.
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 9
Replying to @Scott_Helme
I followed you. 🤡
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 9
Replying to @lodewikkus @troyhunt
But would you have noticed if one day you went to your bank’s site and it wasn’t there?
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 9
Replying to @SurlyDave
Didn’t they already do this in the Pokémon Go app that was all the craze a couple of years back? If you call it augmented reality the venture capitalists will beat a path to your door.
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 8
Replying to @jonkudelka
But what is the point if people don't know you did it?
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 5
Replying to @jonkudelka
Didn't the General in a Few Good Men use this as his justification too?
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Hamish Moffatt Sep 5
Replying to @ChiCat34 @troyhunt
I don't think that second poster deserved to have their name redacted.
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Captain Monkeypirate Aug 31
Little known fact that Donald Horne wrote a fifth verse to our national anthem. Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable,
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 28
You have a plan? You certainly didn’t share it with the electorate before the election.
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 26
Replying to @dog_rates
This is Millie. She takes her walks very seriously.
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 25
Ah yep you're right. Good thing I never drive in the CBD!
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 25
My dog has chicken flavoured toothpaste. I would definitely brush more often if humans could have that too.
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God Aug 24
Retweeting this just might be the best decision you’ll ever make.
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 24
Replying to @VicRoads @craigelise
In practice you don't make a hook turn, you just join the road on the left. The difference is in when you can go. Going on the orange like a car making a hook turn would be suicidal.
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Humor And Animals Aug 22
somebody get this dog a trampoline (thepetcollective)
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WeRateDogs™ Aug 20
This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10
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Hamish Moffatt Aug 19
Replying to @angryasian
The faded price tag suggests they’ve been there a while.
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Brendan May Aug 18
I have no idea which genius made it, but it was worth the creation of Monty Python for this alone. It’s perfect.
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