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Jane Ritt ⚡️
Project manager, spreadsheet jockey & player of games (she/her)
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ retweeted
ClickHole 1h
The Geometry Of Emotion: How Paul Thomas Anderson Uses Hot Dog Shapes In His Films To Create Mood
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Brian Grubb Oct 17
As of today the only thing that matters to me is the insane advertisement for Sylvester Stallone's $50k demonic snake pens.
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @WarrenIsDead
Maybe I can make peace with it being some sort of dum dum executive steeping his fingers and being like, “I Have An Idea”
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @WarrenIsDead
All he brings are the book, the father/son story and the masculinity crisis, which feel v much like annoying crutches
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @WarrenIsDead
I genuinely wonder if he was in the first draft or if in the first draft “he” was Shirley and there was no book
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @WarrenIsDead
It’s this essential wrongheadedness that made me even hate the good stuff because it meant they were capable of doing it right and instead they turned it into tortured son of tortured father story #52837373828 🙃
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @WarrenIsDead
I know a lot of people found it cathartic to see him dunked on but he was one hundred percent the main character, the story began and ended with his issues and his POV and that’s... weirdly abhorrent to me
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @whitneyarner
Oh no... my brand
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
Replying to @retconning
The only things I really minded were the outro music and the fact that it enshrined Steven as de facto main character, but they were just such a big chunk of the finale... it blinded me to the other, better stuff.
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 3h
[tearfully accepting flowers and accolades while wearing my “#1 Haunting of Hill House (2018) Hater” sash]
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 4h
Replying to @retconning
In that I hate it?
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Senior Oops Engineer 4h
In case you were wondering how autonomous cars are doing, Tesla owners have coined the term "barrier lust" to describe the Tesla autopilot's frequent attempts to drive the car into highway barriers. Frequent. Attempts. To. Drive. Into. Barriers.
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 8h
If am intrigued by your headline, link or teaser and clicking on it takes me to a video instead of an article, please know I shall curse your web site thru time and space
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ 10h
Replying to @OnMyFaceLucy
That chunky scarf is good!
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ retweeted
Breaker Charm Oct 18
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Erik Patterson Oct 18
Replying to @erikpatterson
ADDENDUM: just found this photo & it made me laugh. This is after security was called off, after everyone found out I wasn't a DRUNK CLOWN STRANGER but a DRUNK CLOWN FRIEND. And everyone's just...so...completely...CHILL. Just like, "whatevs," as I drink more.
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Erik Patterson Oct 17
Replying to @erikpatterson
(1) There's not a lot of story to tell, but for anyone who wants some DRUNK CLOWN AT THE WEDDING backstory: Marvin had a vision of a drunk clown crashing his wedding. It's all he ever wanted. Laura was on board. That's the kind of perfect-for-each-other weirdos they are.
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ Oct 18
Insisting on calling it “eSports” whenever Evan reads ESPN on his phone
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ Oct 18
This blanket-cuddling knight is the only thing I care about in this world
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Jane Ritt ⚡️ Oct 18
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