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Ivan Kirby
I’m an amateur comedian, as my tweets will confirm
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Ivan Kirby 2h
People I don’t even know are liking this now 😫
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Ivan Kirby 2h
I’m only 38 and I know quite a few Panzers
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Replying to @OldRoberts953
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Ivan Kirby 2h
Well I feel like I identify with him more now you’ve said that
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Ivan Kirby 4h
Dream last night that the Roger Delgado Master had his own assistant, a glamorous fortysomething actress named Bridget Winship: “I’ve always been a sucker for unsuitable men, and they don’t come any more unsuitable than you”. I need to write these stories.
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Ivan Kirby 4h
Don’t do that to me, Rob!
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Ivan Kirby 5h
Eek. Did I do something bad? Sorry if so.
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Replying to @joelidster
Fair.
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Ivan Kirby 19h
It was lovely to actually get out and socialise with people for the first time in ages yesterday, and I probably need to do more of it I think. Maybe I can meet some of my other Twitter friends in real life!
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The Hill 20h
Canadian police accidentally stream press conference announcing homicide using cat filter
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Ivan Kirby 22h
Replying to @aybekay
Cancer Research Muswell Hill!
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Ivan Kirby Jul 19
You got to sample the latest records, but unfortunately were also turned into a Cyberman.
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Ivan Kirby Jul 20
Published by New English Library, 1978
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Ivan Kirby Jul 21
I met quite a few people yesterday I only previously knew on Twitter and to them all I can only apologise
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Andrew-Mark Thompson 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 21
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Ivan Kirby Jul 21
Sue Wilkinson, You've Got to Be a Hustler If You Want to Get On
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Kids Write Jokes Jul 21
Q. What’s brown and sticky and round? A. A ball.... but a brown one
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