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Ivan Kirby
I’m an amateur comedian, as my tweets will confirm
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Ivan Kirby 3h
Puzzled by the discovery that this Spanish DVD of the 1932 Jean Harlow movie Red Headed Woman is ACTUALLY a DVD of the 1941 Olivia de Havilland film The Strawberry Blonde (which has the same Spanish title, La Pelirroja)
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Ivan Kirby 6h
Is Alleluia one of his kids?
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DaveeMacG 15h
YOU WERE A FOOL, DOCTOR, TO ENTER INTO OUR DOMAIN.
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Scarred for Life 10h
Happy Easter, everyone! 🐇🥚
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Ivan Kirby 11h
Replying to @geoffquincy
It’s all too real. Also Big Ears is now called Mr Squeaks.
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Ivan Kirby 13h
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Ivan Kirby 14h
The only shocking thing about this is that it’s been tweeted by a heterosexual man
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Ivan Kirby 15h
My 3 yr old nephew is very keen on the new series of Noddy. I’m not. He’s a detective and has an American accent. And in the episodes I’ve endured has “solved the clues” and “solved the investigation”, which is clearly just wrong.
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Ivan Kirby 15h
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Ivan Kirby 16h
If people were complaining about plans to build a gigantic turd instead of a spire on Notre Dame there’d be some tweeters replying “It looks great! You can’t live in the past you know”
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Louis Staples Apr 20
as a gay man, is there anything more horrifying and triggering than a ball being kicked near you in a park
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Sunday Sport Apr 6
Simon Bates lookalike had stoat up his bum. Only in Sunday Sport on Sunday
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Verypete Lambert Apr 20
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
It’s about a posh girl. If that makes it for posh girls then detectives have got to be the most over catered-for audience there is
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
If you have Amazon Prime, I recommend celebrating Leslie Phillips’ 95th with the utterly potty 50s sci-fi movie The Gamma People, in which he’s as splendid as always.
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
Weird to think we all start off in this world looking like Arthur Brough
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Mark Wallace Apr 20
It’s a stupid ban, we should all as adults be allowed to have a drink on the train. A measure of the silly end of our politics that this is a) a row and b) something someone actually apologised for.
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
Why do I feel like Radio 3 is threatening me?
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
God knows Diane Abbott’s had enough 🙄 moments in her career, but if you actually think drinking a bloody M&S cocktail on a train is a thing worth going after someone for then, bloody hell, just take a look at yourself.
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Ivan Kirby Apr 20
Replying to @locheemick
I think she used to be quite astute. She’s one of many people Twitter’s had a seriously degenerative effect on.
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