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Lane Moore
comedian. creator of Tinder Live. writer . frontperson . Bestselling Author “How To Be Alone":
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Lane Moore 11h
Replying to @Jody_Houser
Ty tbh I think im in shock. Hence jokes. But it's scary❤️
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Lane Moore 11h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
Also uh I know I made this sassy because *thats how I cope* but some folks close to me are really sick, like might die sick, and it's really scary. So if you believe in sending positive thoughts to folks, which I do, please send any good you might have to them. It's been a day.🖤
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Lane Moore 11h
today was one of those really, like comically really, heavy days and I'm still processing it all, but you know what? someone gave me these glasses today, so we're still rating it a 10.✨
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Lane Moore 12h
it should be illegal to have your closest friends going through a really hard time while you're also having a really hard time. it's like everyone in the family having the flu at once, so no one can pick up meds or properly comfort each other no thank you
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Lane Moore 15h
Replying to @renee_said
Omg or LAR
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Lane Moore 16h
Replying to @Cool_Sops
It's so joyful!!!
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Lane Moore 16h
🚨VERY GOOD BOY ALERT🚨we had to ride the train today and it was terrifying except WE MET LAWRENCE😍😍😍 Behold Lawrence, you guys!!!
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Lane Moore 19h
Replying to @chazhutton
being a straight dude sounds amazing
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @AskAQueerChick
oh absolutely. i think of it often
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
women are seriously picking up guys they can "kind of work with, maybe?" meanwhile men are like "yo wanna see this hot girl i have no business dating? here's 5,000 photos of her looking hot in every single one. i'll dump her in 3 days and somehow upgrade to someone even hotter."
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @UselessDrago
truly every time
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Lane Moore 20h
this is honestly my favorite thing to hear about How To Be Alone🖤
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @chazhutton
The Long Scroll to find a "good shot" is just another way of saying "hmm he's not photogenic, he's kind of ugly tbh, uh-oh ur gonna think he's gross and one day, i prob will too let's be real"
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @stachemanedits
🙏
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Lane Moore 20h
Replying to @interactiveleaf
i started writing more while doing dishes i guess i have to run with it now lol
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Lane Moore 21h
no one: women showing you a photo of a guy they just started dating: this is an old photo, but he looks the same now. he's kind of ugly but i kind of like it? he used to look way worse than this, but he got a haircut recently and its so much better haha he's way hotter in person
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Lane Moore 22h
lmk if this tactic has been done/the result
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Lane Moore Aug 10
Replying to @RoomofOnesOwn
Midwestern friends! I'll be doing a virtual book event with , a truly magical feminist indie in Madison, WI extremely worth supporting, this Tuesday at 6pm CST. You can also tune into the event from anywhere, due to it is on ~the internet~ bc 2020.
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Lane Moore Aug 10
Replying to @KalhanR
For every Karen, a fire truck. And for every fire truck a Karen.
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Lane Moore Aug 10
Replying to @jalefkowit
Add some bonettes and try to spot the difference. You can't!
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