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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
she just howled and I do mean HOWLED for me to get off twitter and go pay attention to her and I’m happy to obey
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @ellietrees
😘💌
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @MonkeeFuu
Oh it’s both
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @jackomo
bless us
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @laureneoneal
lol it's been 2 business days so idk maybe they got married or something which like ok yay but,,,,
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @NateOBot
do it!!
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @laureneoneal
lol I mean I empathize with him, bc it's gotta feel awful to be a short dude and have someone come up to you while you're (I think!!!) hitting on a tall girl and be like "hey stop it there's no way in hell she'd date you I know someone LITTLE like you go talk to her!!!"
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
i'm starting a club for tall-ish women who have no issue dating men shorter than they are, as long as those men have no issue dating women taller than they are. inquire within.
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @ibrake4ants
right?? :(
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @aqcrutchfield
I am coming to LA again I hope very soon and we can maybe harmonize and eat our feelings about this truth
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 7h
Replying to @laureneoneal
right??? and I felt so weird like she was so so nice to me but...this....was mean.,..kind of?
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @laureneoneal
right?? the acid of it all is still rotting my stomach. and I just had to be polite and play it off and be happy for these other people maybe getting together when uh...I wanted to cry?
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @dashiell
NOT ENOUGH
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @aqcrutchfield
oh just barely. the acid in my stomach is still there. and like I JUST PLAYED A SHOWCASE AT SXSW!!! AND A GUY IS HITTING ON ME AFTER A SHOW!!! THIS IS ALL AWESOME FOR ME. CAN YOU NOT RUN UP TO TELL ME I'M TOO TALL TO BE LOVED???
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
and to have that interrupted with a girl telling that same guy, "clearly u wouldnt want this giant woman, here's someone else who's closer to your height!" you feel bad for him, you feel bad for you & you just feel BAD. so women, don't do this. & short guys, i'm rooting for you🤷‍♀️
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
also, do you know how often female musicians get hit on after shows?? not super often! a lot of guys are intimidated, especially when you're the frontperson in a band, so when a guy comes up to me after a show & flirts with me during the show too it is the coolest fucking feeling
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @aqcrutchfield
RIGHT??? I'm still so floored and I had to just sit there and be polite like it was destiny and who cares and I felt so awful and kind of heartbroken
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
eventually he was like "yeah sure! introduce me" & I stood there like "uhh great this sucks?" & they met & she told me how sweet he was & he asked her out & was super kind & maybe they were meant to be & good for them but uh SHORT MEN DONT HAVE TO ONLY DATE SHORT WOMEN?? THANKS!!
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
she was super nice to me, but it felt weird that she zeroed in on that & basically was like "oh there's no way you're into Lane. she's taller than you" when he and i had a cute thing happening? I thought? but she kept repeating it like "ok but she's little & she's here tonight!"
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How To Be Alone (by me Lane Moore) is out now 8h
Replying to @hellolanemoore
he was shorter than me & so another girl backstage interrupted our chat to say, "omg I have a short friend who loves little guys!" and I said, "hey! who says he only dates short women?" and he said, "yeah, what the hell? I LOVE tall women!" and I got so happy like "aww that me.."
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