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Andreas Heinakroon
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Andreas Heinakroon 13h
Replying to @JuliusGoat
If I was religious, I'd say Trump must be Satan Himself, who's only purpose is to create chaos and cause the destruction of the world. But then I remember that Satan really is quite a decent guy in comparison.
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Mela Eckenfels Jun 19
Thread: Dear USA, we have to talk. You know, you see where a country stands best when you look at the children. You already hold the 'freedom' of gun owners higher than the life of your children and that was fuckin depressing. But now you took a step you never should have. 1
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 19
Replying to @becomingcliche
Very nice! Suits you, Madam.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 17
Replying to @chiller
True. It's so much harder to make a living on Mars than to fix up Earth. But I do agree with the idea that we need to spread out from here so as to not be too vulnerable. Some rotating space habitats would do though; no need to go terra forming other planets.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 16
Replying to @chiller
And he's going to miss Mars by thousands of kilometers. Stupid Tesla.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 14
Replying to @SparkerPants
Yolks are meant to be broken. It has been written.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 13
Replying to @becomingcliche
Have to admit I had to brush up on the American Lycosidae. And we can't really ask the spider itself - that'd be rude.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 13
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 13
Replying to @becomingcliche
Ooh what a lovely wolf spider! Tigrosa helluo or some Hogna species?
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 9
The Happy Shadow strikes again.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 2
Replying to @becomingcliche
I guess one might. But perhaps resleeving in on the table by then... How about being a koala for a while? Or a sloth? Or dolphin?
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 2
And perhaps expressing some sympathy for the person experiencing the thing being done to them.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 1
Replying to @AnneWheaton
I guess it can be tempting to accuse others of leading sheltered lives in order to diminish their accomplishments, but that must be a rather sad way to live.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 1
Replying to @AnneWheaton
It never ceases to amaze me how challenging most people's lives are, and how often they manage to turn it into something good.
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 1
Replying to @becomingcliche
(Actually, that might be a good reason to worry...)
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Andreas Heinakroon Jun 1
Replying to @becomingcliche
Don't worry, we might live forever.
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Andreas Heinakroon May 24
Little Girl in the car and in a vocoder-voice: "Eins zwei drei vier fünf sechs sieben ACHT!"
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Andreas Heinakroon May 23
Apparently, I've only been on Twitter for 8 years. That can't be right, surely?
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Andreas Heinakroon May 23
So did we skip spring this year, or..? Seem to have missed it.
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Andreas Heinakroon May 20
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