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Heather Carver
A chaotic blend of daring and panic. YA writer rep'd by at KT Lit. INFP. Slytherin.
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Heather Carver Dec 12
The relatives keep sending gifts to my kids wrapped in glitter paper. Whatever I've done to deserve this, I'm sorry
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Simu Liu Nov 19
If life gives you lemons, remember that they are the result of humans crossbreeding bitter oranges with citrons and do not occur naturally. Therefore life never gave you any lemons to begin with; we made them up.
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Heather Carver Nov 21
Tfw your plumber tells you that all of your pipes are clogged up with roots, and you think to yourself of course they are because everything in my life insists on being a metaphor
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Heather Carver 23 Oct 19
She looks at me, giving me that smile I used to know so well — the one that was scribbled notes and pinky-promises and secrets whispered beneath down comforters. But now, I think it means something different. “Truth or dare?” she says.
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Heather Carver 21 Oct 19
Replying to @bogboogie
Congrats!! Welcome to the team!
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Heather Carver 17 Oct 19
The coyotes have been howling like crazy the last two nights. Like there's magic in the air
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Heather Carver 13 Oct 19
The great thing about having cookies for breakfast is that no matter what happens from here, today is already a win.
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Heather Carver 4 Sep 19
Replying to @CoreyAnnHaydu
This sounds so amazing!! I can’t wait to read!!
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Heather Carver 4 Sep 19
Peeking at twitter after a suuuper long break. *waves*
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Heather Carver 20 May 18
This is such awesome news!!! Congratulations!!!!
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Amanda Mancino-Williams 27 Apr 18
Friday nights before kids: I wonder how well this wine will pair with the carpaccio. Friday nights after kids: [crouched under bathroom sink] Nothing like a bottle of cooking sherry after pounding a jumbo pack of Twix bars.
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Ashley Woodfolk 26 Apr 18
Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately is how, as more and more diverse books get published, I see more and more identity policing happening. I know it’s not going to stop but it’s dangerous. Let me tell you why.
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Heather Carver 26 Apr 18
Tired because my stomach was complaining all night about my dinner of fries and ice cream sandwiches and I just realized this is what getting old is
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Heather Carver 19 Apr 18
Replying to @jollybananna
Will be sending to you soon! 😊
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Heather Carver 19 Apr 18
Just wrote some words that made me cry and I can’t tell if they’re really good or if I’m just an emotional mess today.
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Heather Carver 18 Apr 18
Replying to @CarrieSAllen
Congrats!!!!! I can’t wait to read it!
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Sinclair Preston Ceasar III 10 Apr 18
My therapist taught me to interrupt my anxious thinking with thoughts like: "What if things work out" and "What if all my hard work pays off?" So, I'm passing that onto you wherever you are, whatever you're leaving, or whomever you're becoming.
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Kristen Arnett 10 Apr 18
"why does my neck always hurt" i wondered as i contorted my body exorcist-style to peer at a tiny glowing misery rectangle
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Heather Carver 6 Apr 18
I could get so much more done if my brain would stop spending 90% of its energy in a never ending argument with itself.
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Heather Carver 6 Apr 18
SAME! My copies of her books usually end up with more sticky-notes than pages!
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