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Heather Anne Campbell
sperm has DNA. DNA is when life begins. every sperm is a potential human being. so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony. carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either. skirts only for men, to protect sperm
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Heather Anne Campbell 10 May 19
Replying to @heathercampbell
men must sit down in special chairs with a hole in them, allowing the genitalia to dangle below, to protect the sperm-sacks. no alcohol for men; it’s bad for your potential babies. no sports, it endangers the sperm.
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Heather Anne Campbell 10 May 19
Replying to @heathercampbell
If you smoke pot, gentlemen, you will be convicted of patricide. Laptops? Not near your lap, or your babies will have damaged DNA. No hot showers. Only room temperature water for your testicles. No stress, so no movies or high-impact narratives. No video-games. Keep sperm safe.
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Heather Anne Campbell 10 May 19
Replying to @heathercampbell
whoa this really blew up check out this picture of a dog
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Alex Hirsch 10 May 19
Replying to @heathercampbell
👏🏻life👏🏻begins👏🏻before👏🏻conception
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he who fights and runs away 10 May 19
👏🏻life👏🏻began👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻oceans👏🏻4.2👏🏻billion👏🏻years👏🏻ago
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Rose Sinclair 10 May 19
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Amy BLACK LIVES MATTER ✊ Michelle 10 May 19
Replying to @FromPawnToQueen
Legally Blonde comes through again
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CakeOrPie 10 May 19
Replying to @heathercampbell
Cue the music...
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Reverence 😈❤️ Black Lives Matter! 10 May 19
Exactly my thoughts EVERY SPERM JS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GOOD IF A SPERM IS WASTED! GOD GETS QUITE IRATE
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🏳️‍🌈Tyler Ross💫 10 May 19
periods have to be outlawed too
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the doubtful guest 10 May 19
tbh I'm pretty much a fan of that idea every 28 days or so
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