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Havi Brooks
The Desert Assassin has a new game today. It’s basically some light but here’s how it works: There is some sort of cursed object in my dwelling, placed there by a witch who is testing me to see how fast I can find it.
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
It’s kind of a princess and the pea situation but with KRYPTONITE, and the only way I can solve this is to CAST THINGS OUT OF MY SPACE that might be the object.
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
I will know what is a likely suspect either because it does not spark joy or enhance my feeling of embodied queenly badass everything, or it is a clear and obvious placeholder for something that actually is yes
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
while I am doing this of course I will also be gathering useful intel about what the desert assassin likes and does not like
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
And we will begin with vacuuming (the Rollsuck Supreme!) because Gleaming Leads To Clarity, and also it will force me to get things off the floor
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
(Anyone is welcome to play along with me, or alter the game or rename as you see fit, because People Vary, and we all need different things of course)
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
(As always, no advice is required!)
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
Vacuuming Anthem: Poker Face (Lady Gaga)
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Belle & MrB Jun 29
Replying to @havi
Ok you did it. I am in on the Rollsuck Supreme and Gleaming Will Lead to Clarity!
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @bellewitch66
HIGH FIVE!!!!
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Val Jun 29
Replying to @havi
I simply adore your Twitter feed because these are the kinds of missions i need to do rather that "cleaning out" and "going through" stuff.
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Belle & MrB Jun 29
Replying to @havi
Oh but first, clothes hanging on Roll Sucker must be put away and ADD mind remembers the huge Winter Coat Cabal on the Loveseat so those must be suppressed and wrangled
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
Realized there were other things that needed Gleaming Surfaces before the floor surfaces, so I washed and lovingly polished some labyrinth rocks and now am going to do the same to a Havi (aka a shower) and then the floor!
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
Motown playlist is WORKING
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Heidi N. Moore Jun 29
Replying to @havi
this is all very satisfying to read, also what is your view on cleaners bc the scent of Meyer's Lemon Verbena sends me over the moon
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @havi
I am gleaming and I am GLEAMING: shower erledigt, RGW (Replenishing Glass of Water) replenished, sheet mask on because yes, I sheet mask while vacuuming.
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @moorehn
Ah okay so here is my cleaning with scent approach: I spray something light (currently Kate’s Magik Bandito’s) on the floor and the roller of the vacuum cleaner. Then for round 2, I STEAM MOP the carpet with the Salav mop, and spray same on the cloth for that.
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @moorehn
Everything else I clean with a mix of vinegar (I steep it in grapefruit peels for a few weeks), dr bronner’s citrus castile soap diluted, baking powder, a few drops of whatever oil I’m working with
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @moorehn
(Banditos of course, no apostrophe, it’s basically four bandits / five thieves oil but with sage oil added)
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Havi Brooks Jun 29
Replying to @moorehn
And because I’m a little [fill in a word here that is a positive for obsessive because I know what is good], and also because in the desert the outside loves to try to get inside, I also massage the stairs and baseboards and window frames with five thieves or peppermint oil
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