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Havi Brooks
Alright friends, it is once again time for the game of Rename The Secret Ops aka there is no way I will do anything on this list if it doesn’t have a better name, see also [special brain, extra-witchy, low latent inhibition, executive function-hahaha-nothing-is-functioning]
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Here’s the theme! My not-at-all secret identity is The Desert Assassin, and all secret ops aka things to make progress on will be renamed as if they are Nancy Drew mysteries.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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You are welcome to join me and rename any or all your things in whatever form suits you of course, I will applaud your names!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin & The Mystery of The Missing Pantone Color The Desert Assassin Acquires Spices The Desert Assassin & The Great Emptying Of The Sink Dishes The Desert Assassin: Who Ya Gonna Call? (Miss Betsy, it’s Miss Betsy, Write A Script For Calling Miss Betsy)
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin En Route To Milagros The Desert Assassin & The Curtain Measurements The Desert Assassin Paints A Picture SO TO SPEAK For The Realtor
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin & The Great Empyting Of The Fridge The Desert Assassin Makes A Visitg The City List The Desert Assassin & The Grand Adventure At The Post Office The Desert Assassin Excels At Establishing A Secret Rendezvous For A Haircut Yes This Is Actually Going To Happen
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Right now the desert assassin requires some chocolate. Then there will be TEN THOUSAND POINTS AWARDED from The Agency for any step, however small, on any of these ops.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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We begin with The Desert Assassin & The Mystery of The Missing Pantone Color. What is the smallest Complete Willingness Unit here? I think the color may have been written down in the orange binder, do I know where the orange binder is? Not a clue. Do I know which room? Yes.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Can we put on the playlist of Keeping It Moving and devote five minutes to playing Where Would I Be If I We’re The Orange Binder and search for clues about what would make this easier?
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Song for getting shit done if you’re an assassin on vengeance ops:
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Huh the song is so much better than the video, who knew. In other news it was a WHITE binder. (Note: I only own three binders in total, it is amazing how hard being an adult is for me despite all the downsizing it took to get on the road)
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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I found it! Did not even take the whole song. INCREDIBLE.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Some noticings here from The Agency: 1) it’s scary to look in binders because of the potential or running into an Iguana (project that is too much), we need a better system for keeping all the iguanas corralled in one home so we can liberate them one at a time
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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2) Now I remember the thing about the color which is the I like the color but not the name which is so boring it is almost physically painful, is that a synesthesia thing, and can we take the name to the anagram generator and rename it??
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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10k points to me for finding the binder! 10k points to me for opening the binder! 10k points to me for finding the thing in the binder without getting distracted/overwhelmed! 10k points to me for noticing things about the process! 10k points for the idea of renaming! 50k points!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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10k points to meeee for consulting with someone who knows better than I do about how much paint is needed, I am a star, things are moving. My list is no shorter because now I need to acquire paint, but THINGS ARE IN MOTION and this is the point!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The list continues to get added to which is not good but on the other hand i have more intel which is good. Capitalism is nothing but eternal busy-making nonsense so that we don’t rebel. (LET US REBEL)
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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Next song: Me & U (Cassie)
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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We are back with the tales & adventures of The Desert Assassin aka knocking things off the list with the use of secret code, anagrams, sparklepoints, and whatever fucking works, you are welcome to join me ❤️
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Today’s upgrade: TORTILLA CHIPS and a view.
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Also the bobcat came around stalking the porch this morning while I was having morning assassin training aka PT/yoga/feldenkrais/stretchiness/dance-moves, so if that’s not a blessing, I do not know what is.
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Step Zero: RGW! Replenishing Glass of Water! This is always my step zero because otherwise I will forget about staying hydrated.
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Song: the Candace Leca cover of Brown Eyed Girl, might be too slow, we shall see
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Superpower: CASUALLY STRIKING, taking out my enemies while being devastatingly beautiful, with the full support of The Agency
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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The Mission: The Desert Assassin Delivers A Clearly Worded Request (do we want to rename this)
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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What does The Desert Assassin want me to know re the mission? She says: “You are approaching as supplicant. This is wrong. You are using an old mode (as if person is a parent or authority figure and you have to convince them to do what is right for you.) NOW IS NOT THEN, BABE.”
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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The Desert Assassin: “You’re the adult here. You run the ops, you run the safe house. You need what you need, and you know how and when you need it. Share that intel from a position of Steady Clarity instead of asking oh could you maybe help me out here. Say THIS IS WHAT I NEED.”
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Me: Ugh I feel nervous like this could go terribly wrong. TDA: Use your buffer phrases. Say THAT WON’T WORK FOR ME, WHAT I NEED HERE IS X, HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN BY FRIDAY?
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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I am a STAR. Made a clearly worded request of here is what I want. Have been not dealing with this because didn’t know how to say it.
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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Havi Brooks Jun 25
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And a new road runner came by today, a much smaller one, not particularly shy, could only get a pic in the shadows though, hi new friend!
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