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Havi Brooks
Alright friends, it is once again time for the game of Rename The Secret Ops aka there is no way I will do anything on this list if it doesn’t have a better name, see also [special brain, extra-witchy, low latent inhibition, executive function-hahaha-nothing-is-functioning]
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Here’s the theme! My not-at-all secret identity is The Desert Assassin, and all secret ops aka things to make progress on will be renamed as if they are Nancy Drew mysteries.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
You are welcome to join me and rename any or all your things in whatever form suits you of course, I will applaud your names!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin & The Mystery of The Missing Pantone Color The Desert Assassin Acquires Spices The Desert Assassin & The Great Emptying Of The Sink Dishes The Desert Assassin: Who Ya Gonna Call? (Miss Betsy, it’s Miss Betsy, Write A Script For Calling Miss Betsy)
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin En Route To Milagros The Desert Assassin & The Curtain Measurements The Desert Assassin Paints A Picture SO TO SPEAK For The Realtor
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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The Desert Assassin & The Great Empyting Of The Fridge The Desert Assassin Makes A Visitg The City List The Desert Assassin & The Grand Adventure At The Post Office The Desert Assassin Excels At Establishing A Secret Rendezvous For A Haircut Yes This Is Actually Going To Happen
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Right now the desert assassin requires some chocolate. Then there will be TEN THOUSAND POINTS AWARDED from The Agency for any step, however small, on any of these ops.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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We begin with The Desert Assassin & The Mystery of The Missing Pantone Color. What is the smallest Complete Willingness Unit here? I think the color may have been written down in the orange binder, do I know where the orange binder is? Not a clue. Do I know which room? Yes.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Can we put on the playlist of Keeping It Moving and devote five minutes to playing Where Would I Be If I We’re The Orange Binder and search for clues about what would make this easier?
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Song for getting shit done if you’re an assassin on vengeance ops:
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Huh the song is so much better than the video, who knew. In other news it was a WHITE binder. (Note: I only own three binders in total, it is amazing how hard being an adult is for me despite all the downsizing it took to get on the road)
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
I found it! Did not even take the whole song. INCREDIBLE.
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Some noticings here from The Agency: 1) it’s scary to look in binders because of the potential or running into an Iguana (project that is too much), we need a better system for keeping all the iguanas corralled in one home so we can liberate them one at a time
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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2) Now I remember the thing about the color which is the I like the color but not the name which is so boring it is almost physically painful, is that a synesthesia thing, and can we take the name to the anagram generator and rename it??
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
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10k points to me for finding the binder! 10k points to me for opening the binder! 10k points to me for finding the thing in the binder without getting distracted/overwhelmed! 10k points to me for noticing things about the process! 10k points for the idea of renaming! 50k points!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
10k points to meeee for consulting with someone who knows better than I do about how much paint is needed, I am a star, things are moving. My list is no shorter because now I need to acquire paint, but THINGS ARE IN MOTION and this is the point!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
The list continues to get added to which is not good but on the other hand i have more intel which is good. Capitalism is nothing but eternal busy-making nonsense so that we don’t rebel. (LET US REBEL)
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just a tenderqueer genderweird deer Jun 24
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May I inquire as to this state of the art ordered-sound gadget? My agency is highly interested - they think it would be helpful on my own special ops!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @queerestdeerest
haha I use spotify and every time I find a song that makes me feel like smashing things but in a good way, I add it to the assassinating playlist? Go, agency!
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Havi Brooks Jun 24
Replying to @havi
Next song: Me & U (Cassie)
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