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Sadie & Sophie Jul 10
I was bitten by a ZOMBsquito ๐ŸฆŸ n my eye is swollen. ๐Ÿ˜ก Sophie has killed zillions of dem this week - she is a real hero! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
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๐Ÿ’–Lord Winston the Brave & His Billyship ๐Ÿ’› Jul 7
Page 6 in Uncle Winstonโ€™s training manual.... Chasing zombies. This way....no! This way!....NO! THIS WAY.....!
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๐Ÿ’–Lord Winston the Brave & His Billyship ๐Ÿ’› Jul 7
Hola!! I gards Mr Billleeee vile he sleeps, u no? He so brave... veri veri brave
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The Vicarage Cat Jul 13
Iโ€™m a bit worried about mum She was nipped by a mouse last night. Iโ€™m sure it was a zombie. All the skin is falling off her feet. She says itโ€™s some chemical thingy to make her feet summer pretty. I donโ€™t believe her. Can she turn back? What can I do! Who will open my tins!
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The Vicarage Cat Jul 13
Mum scared me tonight โ€˜cos I thought she was turning into a Zombie. I got my revenge when we went to bed. She always kisses me from my head to my tail down my back. When she got to my tail I farted. Sheโ€™s now sleeping at the other end of the bed. Cheek.
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Corp. Big Tastee,ZS-RIP Winston ๐Ÿ’” 17h
Had a successful ๐ŸงŸhunt today. With all these boxes going in and out, I escaped outdoors! I ran under the porch and ignored my mom! ๐Ÿ˜น When I came out, I had 1/2 of a lizard hanging out of my mouth. ๐ŸคฎEverywhere inside! Fun day!
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Rogue Jul 13
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Private Dodger ๐Ÿถ #ZSHQ 21h
Private Dodger reporting in to for a quick update me and my Hudad went on our usual Pawtrol route and found a zomb I was able to scare it off and protect Hudad from the Zomb I may need backup on my next Pawtrol. After all that Iโ€™m tired goodnight friends love you all โค๏ธ
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Ivy Jul 13
Ivyโ€™s Mum here... the vet just called to say they have managed to clear the blockage and she is awake and doing good, should be allowed home tomorrow. Thankyou all so much for your love and support ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• it has meant so much tonight xx
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Private Dodger ๐Ÿถ #ZSHQ Jul 14
Private Dodger reporting in to with a quick update on my Pawtrol no Zombs found in the area had to double check one of the bushes on my Pawtrol route as I thought there was a zomb but everything was fine theyโ€™re getting really sneaky now so I must double check everything
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Sunny โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿข Jul 7
Patrolling doesnโ€™t stop; not even on a weekend
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Lena Pup Dachshund Jul 8
Pawtwollin' at ludicrous speed!! ๐Ÿš€
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Sir Lunchalot Wabbit & Noble Henry ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿถ Jul 11
Attention troops, as a TGF celebration you have all been issued with a Twinkie case filled with extra Twinkie rations
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๐Ÿ’–Lord Winston the Brave & His Billyship ๐Ÿ’› Jul 12
Zombie training... uncle Winnieโ€™s handbook page 13... choose your battle weapon carefully... somefin big and robust... probably not a feather Beatrix... ๐Ÿ˜
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The Vicarage Cat Jul 12
Zombie patrol number one. Tonight I was on patrol and I found a small zombie. I brought it in to show mum how good I am. Apparently, she says itโ€™s a mouse and took it off me. Will do better next time!
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We Four Mogs Jul 13
Harley: Iโ€™ve improved much through today hoomum has magic ways of getting me to take things. Swelling has started to go down & I put up enough of a fight that hoomum thinks today might be last painkillers (I was getting quite good at being a space cadet ) sleeping now
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Bo Barkley Jul 14
I love my bathroom renovation with the new sod and artificial grass. Thanks to my CEO, my butler, and of course my favorite, who broke two nails in the process.
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Dutchess&๐ŸŒˆGirldogsezโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’– Jul 14
Woofy woof woof whooweRaaaAaa! Iโ€™z sorry dat sillee mommie ainโ€™t got me bak ta da tweetzin regular on meez IBone. Weโ€™z sorlee sad since dat sister, Girldogsez, went ๐ŸŒˆOTRB. Me & mommieโ€™z duz our Zomb pawtrolz evree morninโ€™, Skoutโ€™z honor, RaaaAaaa!
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Oswald Jul 8
I iz mighty, I iz fearless! RaaAaaa! (Me and Mum got a bit soppy on our walk tonight)
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Tikki the Westie (and Oscar the Yorkie ๐ŸŒˆ) Jul 7
Iz dat a dog? Iz dat a zomb? Enny forts, pals?
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