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oinked Sep 12
Maybe I'll just give ice-cream a miss...
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oinked Sep 12
No one enjoys having to apologise...
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oinked Sep 19
I just saw some total idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
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Gojonnogo Dec 14
Since he did it to himself I’ll take over his part, tweets out of context
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oinked Sep 11
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. But the police told me that's called indecent exposure soo....
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oinked Sep 14
Why Mrs oinked doesn't like taking me shopping...
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oinked Sep 14
Jesus would've been great at parties...
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oinked Sep 17
Nigella week is back on MasterChef and Mrs oinked is fuming at me... Sorry not sorry.
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Golem WoT Apr 3
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oinked Sep 13
When you paid for 1hour and still have 56minutes left.
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oinked Sep 17
You might be cool. But you'll never be "steal a police car and flip off a red light camera in a Grinch costume" cool...
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