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Failing Youth Pastor Jan 12
There are two types of people who volunteer to help with lock-ins. Battle tested youth ministry warriors and idiots.
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Colin Lancelot Jan 17
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Kristi Edwards Jan 12
The amount of money my youth have spent at gas stations in the last 3 hours could pay for the private jet they were asking for earlier.
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Kristi Edwards Jan 15
A couple of our youth bought shredded beef jerky and have been acting like it’s a can of dip all weekend. Adult chaperone:Why are you glorifying something that causes cancer? Youth: We glorify the sun all the time, and that causes cancer Touché
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Failing Youth Pastor Jan 17
Youth Minister, Encouraging your students to invite their friends to church isn't 'giving them an opportunity for evangelism'. Equip them to accurately define the Gospel & live it out. That's far more rewarding than more butts on the gross youth room couches.
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Christina Baillie Jan 19
"If young people are not shown the way God matters to us, they will assume that he does not"
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Kim Zyra Dayag 2h
"Let the children come to me." -Mark 10:14 .Joseph
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Ryder Mills 18h
Taking 23 middle schoolers on a weekend retreat. Pray for me.
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Failing Youth Pastor Jan 10
Student: What do you think Hell is like? Me: A never ending Jr. High girls basketball game. Student: I want to repent of my sins.
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Kristi Edwards Jan 12
Youth playing with a lighter in a gas station. Me: put it up Youth: I was warming my hands. It’s cold.
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DYM Jan 17
What is your youth group name? Did you have to change it from something terrible?
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Failing Youth Pastor 17h
Oh, you've read the entire Bible 30 times, have a MDiv Degree, a PhD in Christian Ministry and have been in ministry for 10+ years? Well, I've read book 'Your First Two Years in Youth Ministry' 3 times!
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Failing Youth Pastor Jan 17
Got invited to preach at the local nursing home and I'm going to do it! Most kids fall asleep during my messages anyway, so I'll be used to it.
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⚾️💙Dodger_Diva💙⚾️ Jan 13
About last night !! I seriously love these kids. Don’t complain about the future if you don’t invest in it !! We have to CREATE the future we want to live in !!
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Steven Argue Jan 10
What might happen if leaders began empathizing with young people so much that they commit to change their own roles + ministries rather than convince young ppl to fit into existing church structures? We’re asking these questions
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Mr. Youth Pastor Guy Jan 18
Hey Silicon Valley: If I could have AR glasses that would pop up a student’s name over their head when they walked up and began a conversation, I wouldn’t have to resort to “bud” “buckaroo” “pardner” and “hey…you…” Get on that ASAP. Please.
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Slingshot Group 13h
Follow Christ & equip students, leaders, and families to do the same as Director:
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Failing Youth Pastor Jan 10
Dear Youth, I have mountains of student loan debt. I've studied my tail off trying to become a better minister. I get paid peanuts to disciple you. And I showed up at your lame basketball game. WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE FOR YOU TO LIKE ME?!
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CrossCurrent #C2Hays Jan 16
Just a little money in the middle 🐒
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Failing Youth Pastor 21h
Me: Is the pastor gone today? Secretary: Yeah, he's out today. Me: When the pastor's away the mice will... Secretary: Work diligently! Me: I don't like you!
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