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🚑Ambulance_Driver 2.0🚑 2h
If your face wasn’t in your dick pic, I would have sworn that ALF sent me a cock shot. ! Clean up that shit. Not that shaving would even help that puny cock situation you have going on but, the ladies might not recoil in disgust as much. 🤷‍♀️
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Bianca Maria 5m
If you needed a sign, this is it.
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PRNEWS 45m
More examples of strategy and KPI rubrics from
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Lucky Mbabazi 15h
Dear Ladies, If a man buys you something online and it fits,get married to him.😉
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Rebecca Corry 6h
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Wadz Feb 18
vs , vs on the same card. Winner vs winner for the belt at the end of the year.
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Janders Dean 3h
No comment, just this.
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Pandora Boxx 15h
In case anyone was wondering, every Tremors movie is on Netflix right now. Also, in case you weren’t aware, there are a lot of Tremors movies. Like. A. Lot.
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Maya Mohan 6h
In case any of you are unaware of this crying burns approximately 1.4 calories a minute (I’m talking about ugly full on sobbing and heaving crying) so skip the gym and let your anxiety do the work for you!! Peak hours are between 7-10pm
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PRNEWS 2h
shares a one-sheeter for marketing measurement plans.
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Sam™ Feb 22
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H 🤠 Feb 24
So, like, it’s Monday and we all hate Mondays so here’s a picture of me with a chonky little Shetland pony to brighten it up!
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Kipp, Metaphysical Handyman 3h
I just got an email about the podcast criticizing my treatment of Boomers on the pod. While I truly appreciate the feed back, it took every ounce of effort for the mercurial trickster in me not to replay . I'll share that here instead.
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Laois Tourism 8h
Have you had some pancakes today? phelansmountrath has all the toppings and great service to make it special
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Anna Russell-Martin Feb 23
Boycotted black pens last year and honestly, it makes the difference. Get all the colours, even to do lists look a lot happier :) And that’s for anyone who woke up thinking “I wonder what advice Anna Russell-Martin could give me today”.
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Matt Skube Feb 21
Thanks to the team for writing this gem. Tried to do it justice!
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skye 22h
after years of marvel BEGGING me to be in their movies i have finally decided to be cast as she-hulk
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m a s s h 🔮 l e 3h
struggling with an overfull brain? feeling frantic and scattered? easy fix: quit your browser without saving your 50+ tabs. now you too can have no fucking idea what you've been working on for the last 2 weeks!
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Madison White Feb 24
I have spent many, many hours NOT meditating while searching for the best meditation music. So, to save you the same excuse I’ve compiled a list of my favorite . Drop a comment of your favorite meditation music!
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Whitney Marie Feb 24
Tomorrow IHOP is having 1 free short stack of buttermilk pancakes per guest for National Pancake day, while supplies last, starting at 7 am.
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