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Connor 6 Apr 15
College substitutes are a joke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Jeffrey Hawthorne 18 Mar 16
Ruuuuuuuuun from the thotties
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Kara Jimenez 26 Apr 14
Ice cream truck drives by Jerry's
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πŸ”΅ Jan 10
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Tiffany 15 Oct 14
There is someone in a London Knights jersey at the Wings game.
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Mr.Herbalife 17 Mar 13
Wish tweets always had the time they were posted on them, so i could match the bitchy ones to events :')
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Nate, yo 2 Feb 14
Bob Dylan was in a super bowl car commercial. Your god is dead hipsters.
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Daniel Sproll 10 Jan 18
ever wondered what looks like without power? πŸ˜‚
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Jane 20 Nov 16
Chuck Schumer thinks he has some sort of power. Threatening to fight Trump on nominees and ObamaCare
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Rachael Potaka 30 Jun 15
2 Timothy 1:7 - For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control πŸ‘Œ you bet he did πŸ‘Š
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Brian Dec 21
Me when management begs me to come in on my holiday break to fix their fuck ups:
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Juicy Jake 25 Mar 13
When underclassmen start drama.
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Twisted Socio's 24 Nov 13
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Paul Sherwood 27 Jan 14
Replying to @samjhendrian
@samjlacey Elevate to my caliber, young one.
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Jake 11 Jun 15
R.I.P Christopher Lee, couldn't have asked for a better Count Dooku, Saruman, and father to Willy Wonka.
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Amy Carlson 3 Sep 17
"This must be very humbling for you." - my gay friend after I am ignored by a bartender at a gay bar for 15 min
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drew finnson 12 Jan 15
it's much easier giving your parents the silent treatment when you don't live at home anymore
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Leo Garcia 21 Jul 14
Oh you wanna be a dick for no reason?! Let's see how you like being on hold for ten minutes.... fkkn ass !!
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Don Leopardo 19 Mar 14
I spent the whole fucking day in the school Cagame a pedo ahora!
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Joshua 16 Jul 14
All these older women at work were trying to flirt with me today and it made me feel uncomfortable.
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