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J Maples Jun 19
1) What in the actual fuck?! 2) What in the actual fuck?!
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Jeremy Jun 22
The problem here is that it prevents you lifting your head, you will have to stand with a stoop the entire journey. New 'stand-up' plane seat labelled 'torture chamber'
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Lord Angus 18h
It’s been over 11 years and can’t solve the #1 issue people complain about... The online service.. Smh 🤦‍♂️
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Brendan Miller Jun 23
An oil change should NOT be this hard. Took my car to twice! You did the same oil change two times. Awful job. Finally had to take my car to a proper mechanic to fix the mess you made! This isn't right
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Debbi Converse Jun 22
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@SapperTelemark 14h
Replying to @ChrisBr99519762
🐟 We wouldn’t have to if someone managed to get jumpers squared away. 😘
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Joseph Parker Jun 23
Wikipedia introduces Lil' Posty-sic to the world
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GillianAnderson Jun 16
Anyone else see a problem here??
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MamaMia DadaMax 1h
When your husband tells you he got rid of the spider in the bathroom and then it reappears in your towel while you're drying your hair 😡🤬
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LGBTWelshMe Jun 24
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Samantha Jun 22
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Johannes Kirchner Jun 22
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:: alison b :: 5h
Thanks for nothing postman.
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oinked 12h
When grandma oinked said she was getting a bar installed in the shower this was not what i had in mind.
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Abigail Owen / Kadie Scott 🐉💋🔥💞📚 Jun 20
The USPS has failed me yet again. Did you know a box of 20 of my books is just floating around out there somewhere? Has been since I mailed them April 27th and no one can seem to find them. Who else has USPS snafu stories? I need to laugh today.
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Silvia with an i Jun 21
Finally counted/rolled all the change that’s been in my house for 5 years. I don’t understand why banks don’t have counting machines when handling money is THEIR ONE JOB. Then the only way to know it’s counted properly is to compare to other rolls?!
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Daragh Jun 21
That should keep us safe!
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brandon rosner Jun 23
Bought a book to teach kids about 1st moon landing in preparation for 50th anniversary. Book has incorrect date
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Hogantic Ideas 12h
finally fixing this ‘playground’.
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BatesHennington 19h
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