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Ashley Nicole Jul 14
Married life cooking now includes learning ingenious ways to not set off the fire alarm while cooking. Today I discovered the art of holding a smoking pan out the window.
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Howard Trudeau 22 Apr 14
Getting so drunk u have to sit to pee
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Al Victor Jun 14
Fail or Win?? He has a bottle on his head and I am about to kick it off.. Vote before you watch..
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Derek 30 Jan 11
So... I have the same personality type as Lady Gaga and Adolf Hitler. ?
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Blue Tone - MCFC 31 Mar 18
The pressure on Mourinho & Klopp to win the PL next season will be huge.
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Caitlyn Bassett 18 Aug 17
Finding a little nug of weed on your wallet.
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Seth Gold 29 Apr 13
Fanatics ... What kind of weekend did you have... A Seth (WIN) or an Ashley (FAIL)?
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Malakibot 29 Nov 15
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Chris-alicious♬ 5 Jun 13
Highlight of the football game: @natie1329 accidently pushed "Kat" out of bounds! cx ?!
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Catherine 18 Oct 15
Fat Tuesday Employee: your cup is broken Me: I dropped it in the shower FTE: well that's a first
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Jared 16 Oct 16
Called in sick but then work was cancelled anyways
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oleschri   #18er 1 Nov 15
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Martin Christensen Jan 3
Me: So this is why its in need of moving more than rest. Toughts? Patient: always a risk Me: ? Patient: exercise..see a physio, start exercising... Me: so? Patient: I can do it, aint running no hills tough. Me: happy? Agreed? Patient: no. yes. ?
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Jocelyn Regina 26 Jan 13
Packing....aka putting on red lipstick and taking photos of myself myspace stlye. ?
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Martina 28 Nov 15
So I bought lots of things for myself and not so much for others.
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its V 1 Jan 12
We made a decision on the TakeOver... RT this if you want to know what's up!
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DJ Pippe 7 Aug 13
Note to self, no more White shorts, striped boxers.. Leads to cheer moms checking you out. ?
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Laura 29 Apr 15
Did taxes today and found out I made $13k in 2014. Basically the exact amount I spent in books/tuition for 10 months of school. ?
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Rachee 🍡 20 Mar 16
The flea market was also selling race car pencils with Naruto characters on it 😂
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Drunk Austen 🍹📚 12 Aug 16
Guys I'm at a professional event & I almost had a condom fall out of my purse onto the lunch table 😳 -R ?
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