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Doubles Connoisseur Sep 13
Replying to @sfergs_
Americans, you are arguably the biggest, most influential country on the planet, yet your citizens are rationing their prescription medications because they cannot afford their correct dosage. And dying because of it.
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mikasa Sep 12
ur mcm would rather play PS4 than talk to you
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rina hayre Sep 12
your girlfriend lets guys flirt with her then gets mad when they find out about you
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lib🍒 Sep 12
Ur mcm posted the new d block song but won’t post you
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Simran Kaur Sep 13
Guys will take their girls to places and act like they’ve never been there with anyone else before
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Klarion, the Witch 21h
Chimamanda's birthday and the TL is silent.
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emiliano Sep 14
doesn’t get dick her whole life but the second she does she gets pressed about not getting it in two weeks
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imran the philzosopher Sep 9
mfs be like “I love muslim twitter” but don’t be praying
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𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓴 ✨ 13h
darkskin girls love to empower and love darkskin men, but darkskin men literally shit/talk down on darkskin girls...😐
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feels🤒 Sep 10
you like boys and girls but no one likes you
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Piqué Jr. Sep 11
your mcm's mum still does the ironing for him
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MalBreezo 3h
You girls wanna be like dearra but ken won’t allow you to post him 😩😩
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Dinee🌴 Sep 12
If the brain uses glucose to function, how come i dont lose weight when i Study?
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alfie 14h
Ur wcw gets a call from a number saved as daddy but answers with “hey babe”
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Malcolm X Sep 14
Your mcm can’t buy a vape pen so he just uses his inhaler instead
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realist spit Sep 13
You mcm tells you don’t worry about her she’s my cousin but she’s sitting in his lap
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Ell Sep 11
iPhone 11 being released and my phone starts bugging
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GoodCockyBwoyFiGetTings Sep 10
I seen a lot of y’all big time tweeters in person and y’all don’t got this same energy in person..
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Nais🧚🏽‍♀️ Sep 14
you girls scream home pussy word for word but your man is round his ex’s at early hours in the morning 😔
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ਹਰਲੀਨ 20m
your mcm says it's a "sticky one still" when you ask him what you are
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