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Cool Chris Feb 28
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Ziggy Feb 28
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๐Ÿ’Acidic Blondeโ„ข๏ธ Feb 28
I brought some steaks to a vegan party
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boozychef Feb 28
because my BS meter is broken.
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Larkyn Simony Doesnโ€™t Know How to Proofread Feb 28
to restaurants is that I pocket all the artificial sweetener and ketchup packets.
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Bible Purpose Feb 28
God โ€œwill repay each person according to what they have done.โ€ Romans 2:6 Say "Amen!"
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๐Ÿ’Acidic Blondeโ„ข๏ธ Feb 28
I asked the Minister if I could show him what else I could do on my knees....
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FriskyFridayTags Feb 28
Thereโ€™s always one reason or another for Play now with our guest and your hosts & An Independent Hashtag Game
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The Gnurb Feb 28
Apparently I'm a bad influce, that's to the palace by her Madge anymore.
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๐•ป ๐–† ๐–— ๐–Ž ๐–˜ Feb 28
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๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐“š๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“–. Feb 28
I started a brawl thatโ€™s
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JesusIsComingBack Feb 28
to the church of satan, because I tell them who their leader really is... CHRIST said, The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I AM come that they might have Life, and that they might have it more abundantly. John 10:10
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The Notorious B.E.C.K.Y Feb 28
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spaceytracy ๐Ÿ”†๐Ÿงโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธโš˜ Feb 28
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Rugged zmv Feb 28
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||[Cattsy]||[2.0]||๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž Feb 28
Because I'm not the type of person to get wasted and completely embarrass myself in front of everyone else. Apparently that means I'm no fun.
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โ™ซ Adriano&Paulina โ™ซ Feb 28
I don't know. Last time I brought the house down. (sound up, pls)
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๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐“š๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“–. Feb 28
I came unannounced thatโ€™s
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Sour Patch Kids Feb 28
Sure when a dog greets you by licking your face itโ€™s โ€œcuteโ€ but when I do it I'm considered โ€œdisruptiveโ€ and โ€œa menace to societyโ€
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Chips Ahoy! Feb 28
Since I brought the Chips Ahoy! to the dinner party, I had every right to hold them the whole time.
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