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simplyclockwork🐝👻🎃 Oct 28
Plans to write more; plays Among Us for 3 hours instead 😬
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lola Oct 21
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Moonsatellite Oct 27
"What's Future You Doing Right Now?"
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Texy AF 2h
Sometimes you just need a hand around your throat before you put my Dick down it
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Aphrodite ✨ 10h
Replying to @_krosem
This shirt was too big for me anyway 💀
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Jake Thomason Oct 24
Stories Concerning Rescued Hiker Don't Add Up!? 👀...
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Elizabeth Allyn Oct 28
Replying to @ElizAllyn93
For... reasons: this is a joke. Am I a broke ass teacher? Yes. Would I like for people to buy a few items that are slightly out of my budget? Yes, but I am NOT actually looking for a sugar daddy.
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TomGambinoArt Oct 28
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Anthony Palmieri Oct 28
Just accidentally opened my phone and blasted "petite asian college girl gets run through by 14 bbc's" at my grandma's funeral
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Lora ZENTA Oct 27
Today, I learned that religion makes me extra snarky.
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WOJM: What's On Joe Mind? Oct 28
Replying to @GijoeNederland
Sure is! Go read number 8, too!
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Kelsmy Uknow 14h
I just remember that I have Twitter
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CrossBreed Holsters Oct 26
The ULTIMATE Florida Men Story: via
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꧁✰ Brooke ✰꧂ Oct 28
IS the cake a lie?? ...nope, I just ate all of it! 🤤🎂
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Alaina Wood Oct 27
The city is doing smoke testing for sewer lines today, and my entire apartment is filled with smoke..
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PewTang Clan Oct 26
For legal reasons, this is a joke. @georgesboatparty
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Dan Baird 5h
Now that's an effective email subject line. Nice work
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Greg Diamond Oct 28
Pretty sure that satellite picture is of Laura or Delta
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TheSoleShine Oct 28
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Kitty Liberty Oct 26
My mom: Hey did you get my email? My boss: You never responded to my last email. My Dentist: We emailed you to remind you about your appointment. Me:
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