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Ross Mickel 3h
When you have no cough button and aggressively sniffle into the mic on live radio. Just pulled a ...
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Crystal Quinney Barella 3h
I was referring to it’s usage in the Oxford English Dictionary, as that is usually how words are defined
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3inchpain 6h
2 hours hour after telling my boss that I’ve never been pulled over on my bike lmaooo
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La Divaa 11h
Soooooooooo while I was napping somehow I put my phone on airplane mode and missed a ft call and a call
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SiferCifer 12h
really wish i could get a new mic, but i cant afford it. really love my logitech headset but i fell asleep with it out and broke the ear cup thing any chance i can get a replacement?
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Megann 3h
When you use a white towel the first shower after getting your hair dyed 😳
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Emily Roden 48m
Cod just told me “Tinashe is so hot.” I said “wtf is wrong with you he literally wears rainbow fur and weirdass tats and babe that’s pretty gay.” His response: “that’s tekashi69.” ...can rappers change the name game up maybe? 🙈😑
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Sydney 17h
By the looks of my pinterest, I'm in the middle of planning my wedding that's quickly approaching, but in reality, I'm not even engaged
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The Pink Sweater 🍋 6h
I watched my newest video through and realized I put the same clip twice
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Spot 1h
Replying to @BubblesAndChaos
I’m trying to get eyes on my site, but not all haphazardly intended like that. I need to get better organized.
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Zach BGay 13h
Only I would go to a party with a “stripper” and see a guy I already made out with at a bar
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Chesterfield Hockey Club 22h
The 4th Xi are in fact also going to the Nottingham Hockey Centre this weekend to take on 8th Xi and not Belper. Badgers game is against Rotherham as previously tweeted.
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Miss Molly 12h
Sometimes I feel like a little old lady. I need tutorials on how to operate all functions of social media apps. Or wait, where’s my little gnome to say, “NO DON’T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!”
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Orrin Foster Oct 19
I'm seeing that I sent Snapchat vids to a decent amount of people last night but I do not remember what they were.
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Jen. 20m
Replying to @ikwonsoonyoung
Helloo soonyoung a.. anyway what i shall call ya? Hehe.. uhm, im not bite.. just a sip 😂 lol jk 😁 !
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Eric Blanchard 17h
The Chronicle endorsed Cruz in 2012. It's a conservative paper.
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Poki-Moo 12h
Me to My SO: Which BTS Member is your fave? Andrew: None. Me: Why!? 🤭 Andrew: Cause you have Korean men on your walls but not me....
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Cat Cormier Oct 19
Casually brushing my hair this morning and found two Bobby pins hidden...anyone else with thick hair have this issue? Mind you, I def washed my hair the night before 😬
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Abbie Marie 16h
Just turned on my podcast on a full flight to shouting "Lick your butt!" Didn't realize my headphones weren't plugged in... 🤣
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