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Legally Complicated ⚖️ Jul 14
Never forget that one time I went to the courthouse to observe a motion and accidentally walked into a trial 😂
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Ty Kelley Jul 15
Pro tip: Don’t lie about your age on twitter or your account will be banned 8 years later :)
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Hayden Balgavy 20h
Come on now SEC Network! The man has been in Fayetteville a while now...
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Bailey Lowry Jul 13
When someone does something horrible in a dream which prompts you to be mad at them in real life...
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Jessica Matheson Jul 12
On my way to Rockford for the morning and there’s a cow walking down 55 in Greenfield. Who let Bessie out?
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Sharktreuse drowned in Nano & Interviews Jul 15
Random aunty at some dinner party: "Eat some more! You look like a twig, honey!" Me:
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Kimberley Hulme, Editor Jul 12
Finally had a night where I didn't come home and just fall asleep. Well I did have a short nap but then I got up and played video games. May have forgotten to eat though.
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Kyle Jul 15
I’ve done it. I’ve trolled my kid to hard. The other day the power went out and I told her it was the Russians invading (shout out Red Dawn). I obviously told her I was kidding but now she doesn’t believe that Russians even exist and just says I’m lying to her.
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G Jul 13
When I'm drunk on Facebook I wish everyone a happy birthday! When I'm sober on Facebook I debate on whether the birthday girl/boy should still be my friend
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↞ TheLadyAllure ↠ 9h
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Monique Woroniak 24h
You know that thing where you get to work on a Monday morning only to discover that you had it booked as a vacation day? So what’s good on a Monday, Winnipeg?
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Eric Lazear Jul 14
I missed the part about there being something in the water bottle
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janet snakehole Jul 15
I would like to issue a formal apology to everyone I snapped tonight while crying and singing 5,000 Candles In The Wind after re-watching the Parks and Rec series finale.
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Morgan Jul 11
I chopped off over 14 inches off my hair, and just realized that the professional headshots I took last month are no longer relevant... ✂️
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Clark Schultz 21h
I go to Hawaii in 3 days and yesterday I found out the island I’m going to isn’t the biggest island
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City On A Hill 22h
When you are playing Kan Jam And you throw it straight into the poison ivy...
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Marissa Martinez🌹 Jul 12
My sister & her fam are staying w/ me tonight and I picked up Kyra (for the first cuz my parents always yelled at us to be careful as she ran to me) to give her goodnight hugs and my whole back popped 😳 I can already feel it but I hope it doesn't hurt too much in the AM
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kp Jul 11
I’m more of a glamper, not a camper ;)
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Charlotte-Emma 16h
Today we went cliff jumping. I feel like the bruise on my ass the size of Madagascar is proof enough.
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Sara Brooks Jul 10
Am I the only one who can’t finish my thoughts in one text??? It ends up being an entire thread instead. Am I alone in this??
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