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Joshua 8h
Mack with the sack as Soldier Field plays the best song of all time “Sweet Child O’ Mine”
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Big Ribbit Dec 3
Replying to @MarkDice
I feel like a 2nd grader that just read a word problem written in calculus...
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✨. 11h
Yal bitches pressed about a baby. Jesus take the wheel . Yal need to be pressed about the hoe ass niggaaaa .
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DeAndre Coore 5h
What is he or she doing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
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MZML 9h
I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. As it turned out, adulthood is multiple crises concurrently, all the time, forever.
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ALI. Nov 28
Today for work, I dressed people up as bacon & vegetables for a tug of war game with Hughesy & Ed Cavalee.🤷🏻‍♀️
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Michael McGrotty Nov 27
Handed Elizabeth a cup of tea and she said "Thank you Mama"
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BRANDI 🌻 7h
I just realized I can fill my tank up only 3 times with my whole paycheck. Bruuhhh. I go through basically two in a week and I only go to work.
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Rose ❤️ 11h
My 8 year old prank called me twice today but was totally obvious about it 🤣🤣🤣
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🎄Naughty Noah 💋 Nov 27
...Trying to get on cam but my anexity is forcing me to smoke more bongs and watch the Try Guys review dolls?
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Sarah Vorherr Dec 5
Found out tonight that I've got another really cool thing to add to my resume! :)
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Brittany Singh. Will Dec 3
Logan woke up last night and basically got mad at Baz and I for being in OUR bed. After 30 mins of complaining We put him in the middle and moved to the EDGE of the bed.... He was ok with that and went to bed.
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Masooma Ali Nov 27
Nowadays there's a lack of vitamin H (humour ) in people 😐 in fact everyone is just depressed 😑 seriously man
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Robert 23h
If only someone could come and take my loneliness away 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Marlen 🌻 Nov 28
I don’t know where im going.
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vitaminsea Dec 4
Just caught myself getting down to a Storybots song.😐
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N💋 Dec 2
instead of getting called to not go to work i got called to come in two hours earlier 😂🙃
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god Dec 4
Homie just got exposed as being gay😪
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Matthew Chwat Nov 29
A fully accurate depiction of me today spending my first holiday in over 10 years not having to work e-commerce / retail.
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12 Nov 28
Everytime a certain someone’s wears specific garments I fall the fuck asleep.
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