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michael piecuch Aug 5
Replying to @gigisuperior
Hahahaha you just made my night!
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Ty Schmit 19 Dec 18
Hurt and disappointed they couldn't find it in the budget to bring back Marv and Harry.
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DRA 30 Jun 19
Today I went to an apartment where a raccoon had fallen through the ceiling and into the bathroom. While in the bathroom, it turned on the sink which flooded the apartment below
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“The GateKeeper” CJ Banks 20 Sep 18
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Matt 1 Oct 17
I did appreciate how punctual the were. Punctuality is a rare trait among felons.
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Todd Lisenbee 22 Sep 17
Don't tell people on social media when you're leaving your house. It'll get burgled.
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Coleman Ford Dec 25
Merry Christmas from our flooded kitchen sink to yours.
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Rutledge Wood 23 Dec 17
"Hey Buzz...I'm going through your private stuff. Why don't you come out and pound me !?!" I love Home Alone.
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Marv 20 Nov 18
me: *robs house* my brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it me: *clogs sink and turns on faucet*
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Brian Urquhart 7 Dec 17
Listening to my kids tell me about the hilarious antics of Harry & Marv over supper is one of my prouder moments as a father.
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Billy Costigan Jr 25 Dec 18
The wet bandits are easily the greatest Christmas thieves of all time!!
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twenty øne piløts Polska 27 Dec 18
The kept the a secret for over a year...but now it’s time to spread our wings. markartrip • ig
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Chicago History ™️ 16 Dec 18
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Jordan Fife Oct 26
Wanted in Katy Texas for breaking into the McCallister’s home.
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John Henry 28 Jul 19
Won’t be the first or the last , look out for these guys at your home club
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Hodge 21 Jun 19
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Franita Tolson 💕💚 Aug 4
Replying to @_justinlevitt_
They are the worst villians ever.
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Sampson 26 Jun 19
Walked in the bathroom in the Creek of Ferns and came across this Looks like the were at it again 😂😂😂😂 I was an adult and fixed it
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Chicago History ™️ 12 Dec 17
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priya panda 🥀 2 Dec 17
Probably the best party I’ve ever been to in my life.
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