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Andrew Smith Feb 10
Welcome to the world Lincoln Brian Gary Smith! Lincoln was born at 1:16 pm today. Baby and mom are healthy and happy. Thank you everyone for your encouragement, kind words and prayers.
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jonathan jui 12 Sep 18
Have you gotten toddlered recently? Definition should probably include something about drinking coffee though, huh? ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป __________________
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jonathan jui May 12
Happy Motherโ€™s Day, moms! Or as Baobao says, Happy Mama Day ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ __________________
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Ariel Ovalle 25 Nov 17
This has been my new best friend the last 11 days although I may upgrade to a Ninja my wife saw. โ˜•๏ธ
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jonathan jui 23 Aug 18
Does this make me an a$$hole? It probably makes me a bit of an a$$hole ๐Ÿ‘พโœŒ๐Ÿป __________________
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April Hennessey 30 May 18
For like six years my son cried every time he got a haircut. Tonight he cried because he wanted a haircut but couldnโ€™t get one because his stylist is booked til next Thursday.
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Ith.A Oct 20
If u see me with bags under my eyes. If u see me looking tired af. If u see me looking like I havenโ€™t been out in the worse...just mind yo business LOL ๐Ÿ˜ซ goodbye to sleep for now.
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Jason Mitzo 20 Oct 17
Delivering and diapers to my guy Lex... perfect start to a Friday.
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Heather Jan 8
My child is currently having a meltdown because she doesnโ€™t like her voice.
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Sophie ๐Ÿ’‰ 9 Jul 18
Immature first time father irritated his newborn is crying and keeping him awake tonight... Him: When is she gonna stop crying so much?!!? ๐Ÿคฌ Me: When she moves out.
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Amy Feb 16
From screaming โ€œIโ€™m not tired,โ€ to sound asleep in 3 minutes...
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Pamela Coulson 2 Oct 18
Congratulations Isla is just too cute! Gorgeous!
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Maggie Dier 22 Jun 18
I have dried breastmilk on my phone. At least its mine?
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Alexisโ–ณโƒ’โƒ˜ Dec 8
My boyfriend just smacked my ass when he walked by me in the kitchen and his 4 year old daughter saw and ran up to me and smacked me as well
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jonathan jui Feb 9
I went out for a run while under the influence when this revelation hit me. It seemed really insightful to me at the time... ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ __________________
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Your fav rap nigga! Nov 24
So I just got shit on my hand, my baby pissed in his own face and threw up on me and himself all in 10 mins. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚
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jonathan jui 28 Nov 18
You have to speak in their language ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ __________________
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Whitney 24 Dec 17
Not even 24 hours old and Westin has peed on us twice.
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ICBlurry Jun 16
he's here! 12:12 am 7lbz 7oz the first new Bishop in 13 years, my brother Josh became a dad for the first time on Father's Day. Welcome to the world little boy, aunt Carol Lynn cant wait to meet you ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
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Trefelin BGC Dec 6
We would like to extend our congratulations to our 1st team player and his partner Leah on the Birth of their baby Boy Tobias yesterday. Best wishes to you both and your families
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